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Afghani TV Guide MONDAY 8:00 - "Husseinfeld" 8:30 - "Mad About Everything" 9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions" 9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show" 10:00 - "Allah McBeal" TUESDAY: 8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune" 8:30 - "The Price is R...

I was thinking about order and chaos; how, like good and evil, we wouldn't know one without the other. Yeah, I don't know. Here's something else that came to me one day: If you take an empty windowless room, cover the walls (one of which covers the door), floor and ceiling with mirrors and turn on t...

I keep having dreams where I become enraged and start cussing people out (I don't do that in reality). Sometimes I get violent.

I don't remember a lot of details.

Walkinghairball wrote:AK, just curious, why bring that up, if it is really none of our business. Not judging, but ya know???

It was kinda part of the rant. James was making fun of my blindness.

CygnusX1 wrote:A foot of snow Sunday and more on the way today. Damn.

I knew I left the shovels out for a reason.

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Some people really need to be killed. [editing out my real name] James Crews: "God made [AK] in the warm and muggy summer of 86. His cousin Annie had a fan in her trailer. His other cousin Marty was outside working in the mud field, getting really hot. He stepped inside to feel the cool fan on ...

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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi! Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd wo...

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No snow here, just cold.

Yes, it can be cold in the Tennessee Valley.

awip2062 wrote:I never say Merry Christmas and I hope you all have a horrid unsafe New Year's day!

I hope you die soon.

Wedding Band Requests Dear Bandleader thank you for your letter. I really do think you have an attitude problem and do want a few requests played if you don't mind. What me and my wife were thinking was: -Any Keith Jarrett composition from his solo series. Please arrange for full ensemble and nothi...

This explains why a classic rock station I sometimes listen to has been "honoring" him.

Sir Myghin wrote:its probably for the better, worst is when they do it and chew gum, glazed over, walking into people/things, chewing like cows.

I don't need help colliding into things.