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jings the things ppl call their weans .........had to laugh at Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's choice of name......Apple Blythe Alison Martin.......imagine calling your wean Apple!!........they obviously didn't think of the initials though......dont know if you call idiots bams over there but here the wean would get slagged rotten...A BAM

When we lived in Oklahoma, I worked at a local bank in the bookkeeping department. I had to monitor Money Market accts to be sure they had the required signatures on the checks. My favorite customer was:

Chanda Leir

PV wrote:When we lived in Oklahoma, I worked at a local bank in the bookkeeping department. I had to monitor Money Market accts to be sure they had the required signatures on the checks. My favorite customer was:

Chanda Leir

Chanda was her middle name, right? Her first name was Crystal, right?

Nobody gave their kids weirder names than Frank Zappa with Dweezil and Moon Unit. And the worst part, everybody knows that Moon Unit is a BOYS name and he gave it to his daughter!!!

Frank gets away with it though

I had to laugh at an interview I seen with Moon Unit......she was annoyed at having a weird name and always wished she was called something like Beauty Heart

I went to school with a Tru Love and a Kelly Green.

I can't believe that Apple either. I thought the stars had gotten over that insanely ego-driven urge to name their kids weird stuff to prove how worldly and special they and their kids are.

OK, was listening to the radio this morning and they were talking about "Apple" and what a beating she was gonna get in school. Either physically or with teasing like "Apple Pie" and "Apple Juice" etc.

Here's one that flummoxed me until I realized who the father was: Germaine Jackson actually named his daughter GerMajesty!!!!

Sheesh!

I was in Navy boot camp with a Jim Glasscock, and Paul Handwork. The CC's saw those names, and paired them up right away.

Immortal for a Ltd Time wrote:I went to school with a Tru Love and a Kelly Green.

Not as bad as someone I was at scholl with, his name was Wayne King. He was always grateful his surname wasn't Kerr

I went to school with foreigners,Vietmense,filipino,mexiacan and a japanese kid

It's always nice when I get on, an LMAO

wow, you people know some weird people the best i cna laugh about was an amanda comanda.... our names are too normal

my children...

Bizzard Fizz
Razzard Mox
Bathatchkah Zoop
Beasel Foop

Some people are better off dead...

ElfDude wrote:Some people are better off dead...

ouch what a surname i hope it has some deep or awesome foreign meaning lol

It does, it means he was stupid and smelled bad.