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Childless couple told to try sex
Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 3:41 pm
by Devil's Advocate
click!
Childless couple told to try sex
A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.
The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.
Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.
A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".
"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."
The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.
What I wanna know is..... What
were they doing that they thought could get her pregnant?
Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 3:47 pm
by Slaine mac Roth
The mind boggles
Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 3:54 pm
by Xanadu
Scarey what brainwashing can do.
Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 4:23 pm
by The Snow Dog
wow. that's all.
Wow.
Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 5:13 pm
by *Lifesonite
They're in for some culture shock
You want me to do WHAT with WHAT!?!?
Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 6:36 pm
by Sir Myghin
that is , rather interesting
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 3:17 am
by Ogg
Oh to be a fly on the wall...'you expect me to do what?!!!' cries the women, lol.
Does sound a little too far fetched. C'mon, people cant be this stupid surely? Even our ape cousins (Hi Darwin) can figure how to procreate.
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 3:30 am
by Mr. Potatoe Head
What happened to instincts?
I suppose they never watched TV or lived on a farm.
Urban legon for paper sales, now get on with your wet dreams
Do woman have wet dreams? I'm serious not trying to be perverted or anything just curious.
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 6:22 am
by schuette
Mr. Potatoe Head wrote:
Do woman have wet dreams? I'm serious not trying to be perverted or anything just curious.
well I do
......obviously the couple in question dont......
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 7:05 am
by Medinaquirin
Does anybody else remember the MadTV skit that's a dead ringer for this story?
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 9:12 am
by Devil's Advocate
Ogg wrote:Does sound a little too far fetched. C'mon, people cant be this stupid surely? Even our ape cousins (Hi Darwin) can figure how to procreate.
That's a good point. But the story comes from Ananova, which is a reputable news source.
On the other hand, perhaps it
is a hoax - the story says the couple went to the clinic "last month" - maybe it's an April Fool's that's taken on a life of its own?
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 6:22 pm
by Mr. Potatoe Head
schuette wrote:Mr. Potatoe Head wrote:
Do woman have wet dreams? I'm serious not trying to be perverted or anything just curious.
well I do
......obviously the couple in question dont......
Well don't screw it up
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 6:37 pm
by ElfDude
"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."
I wonder what religion that would have been? I'm not trying to be funny here, I'm genuinely curious. I know that a long time ago the catholic church was pretty repressive about this stuff, but... that was a long time ago...
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 6:50 pm
by *Lifesonite
What did they do for their wedding night? Watch a TV show called "Ich Nein Staackenblocken"?
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 6:53 pm
by EndlesslyRocking
ElfDude wrote:"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."
I wonder what religion that would have been? I'm not trying to be funny here, I'm genuinely curious. I know that a long time ago the catholic church was pretty repressive about this stuff, but... that was a long time ago...
When it comes to making more little Catholics, the Church is all for it.
This story just can't be true...can it?