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Greetings Rush kids! Some of you may not know me. Some of you may. For those who do, GET BACK IN MY TORTURE CHAMBER OF LOVE!!! WHO SAID YOU COULD LEAVE!!!

For those who don't know me, I'm Jay from CP. Also known as "The Rush Community's Sexiest Man Alive". The boss around this board posts at CP, and he seems like cool people, so I thought I'd come and check his place out.

A little about me: I am an idiot. Never take anything I say seriously... except the Sexiest Man Alive title. That, I am very serious about. For I am, beyond a reasonable doubt, the Rush Community's Sexiest Man Alive. Here are a few tidbits about myself that you may get to know me easier!

I moonlight as a ninja jewel thief.
I was born the son of a Zanzibarian heroin czar.
I possess telekinetic powers.
I have X-Ray vision
I like tofu
I rescued the president back in 1956 from an evil pet grooming organization.
I moonlight as a robotic hamster scanning device.

Wow! My life feels like such an open book now! I feel like I've known all you guys my whole life!

Nice to meet you all!

Yo, dude...any relationto Ford Prefect?

Since you were so kind to tell us about you, I shall tell you the basics about my goodself....

I am an angel...my full title is The Sweet Innocent Miss H the Angelic Genious...(who cannot spell should be added on there, but is left out
DIO is actually me fav band....Shhh! Don't tell anyone here! I'm supposed to be this huge RUSH freak and all and....and...and...and Jim Morrison is MINE no matter WHAT any of the other chicks say, they cannot have him..he is MINE MINE MINE! Joe Perry is too...once he loses that loser haircut!
Pizza is an obsession of mine.
I am a drummer.
And I AM SPARTACUS!

And we've only just met. Since you're so open I'll go ahead and crush you now before NPG can! Chas is her sexiest man alive There's no openings for one here it seems.

Welcome to the board, I hope you enjoy your stay! Make yourself at home and stop by the pizza joint for some free pizza! You have an impressive resume. Be sure to stop by Alex's forum!

YOU MUST CLAIM TO BE A NEWBIE OR NO FREE PIZZA!!!!

If you wish to be an old fart, you may buy a pizza from Adri's Pizza Joint for $21.12.

Och, and watch for drool!

DROOL RAGS! GED YER DROOL RAGS!

*wanders off selling drool rags in the NEP forum*

I'm yours too, my dear Spartacus. Or have you forgotten to mention it?

Well...Spartacus DID like men...

Oh dearie dear.

Random factoids 'bout me:

*I am an Angelina Jolie freak. Expect to see me post many pictures of her.
*I write. Whether I write well or not is open to interpretation.
*I am the president and member of The Poet's Guild. All Beatniks hogtied and thrown on the lawn in their underwear upon entry.
*Me b/f is Scottish. I talk about him alot, and tend to drool over him. *buys drool rag from H*
*My whip is named Mr. Snappy. Heh heh heh.
*I am very silly. Ask anyone. I once sent SirMyghin (aka: SirMyDweeb, SirDweeb-a-Lot, SirGimpSuit, etc.) on a quest for the Holy Undergarments, hidden in The Secret Lair of Victoria, guarded by vicious man-eating underwear models.
*I am full of useless info. The Holy Undergarments have snaps in the crotch, btw. Do not put them on fresh from the dryer lest ye get blistered genitals.
*A moose once bit my sister.........oh wait, wrong film, sorry.

DarkCityJay wrote: I moonlight as a ninja jewel thief.
I was born the son of a Zanzibarian heroin czar.
I possess telekinetic powers.
I have X-Ray vision
I like tofu
I rescued the president back in 1956 from an evil pet grooming organization.
I moonlight as a robotic hamster scanning device.

And we are meant to believe this!!!!....I agree that everything else seems plausible but tofu!!

Welcome anyway even though you are weird by liking tofu ..... by the way, what is tofu?

A bit personal but mostly in the morning.

I eat beats, beans and sardines everyday making all my meals a snap.
I don't want to take your title of idiot but once you get to know me you'll be satisfied with, the sexiest man alive.

I come from a stock of Lithuanian intellectuals, hard working Irish men especially good at 12oz curls and one that was strung from the mast of the mayflower for a new world experience.

I own an electro shock van called Eleanor with custom made grommets a straight jacket, one size fits all.
My best friend lives in a swamp and haven't heard him scream in years.
Married to the sexiest woman alive giving me four beautiful children that we named starting with the letter A
oh and I can be an asshole tooo!

Thanks for arriving DarkCityJay

whipped in the blender with a bit of garlic

Tater Head or what ever way you perfer

OMG its DCJ!!! Another CPer makes his appearance.

RUN! HIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Glad to finally have ya here, Jay.

Well stretch me sack and flick me nuts,
howsit DCJ?
Lets all welcome the web's 2nd most sexy bloke, DCJ.

Oh and, uh, I might have to have a word w/ you about the Sexiest Rush man alive thing.

For me, it will always be Chas.

It's a Rush loooove-in competition for the internet's sexiest man for NPG!

Hi DarkCityJay!

No competition necessary. Chas wins.

Pffft. Let's take a poll! That is, if your man is brave enough to post some pics!