Thoughts, Theories and Ponderables

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 6:28 am

Jot down anything passing through your mind right now. I'll start with a few things.

Like;

Can a dog tell when you're being sarcastic?

Do angels wear underpants?

And speaking of the afterlife, in Heaven, do they have Wednesdays?

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:18 pm

Can one truly ponder an unhypothetical situation?

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:20 pm

Why hasn't the internet company called to tell me that the loaner modem has come in yet?

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:33 pm

I've found it possible to tell too much truth.

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:36 am

What's happening to us?

Kares4Rush · Post by **Kares4Rush** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:53 am

Where are my marbles?

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:57 am

Why does it hurt when I pee?

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:06 pm

CygnusX1 wrote:Why does it hurt when I pee?

When is too much information, too much information????

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:10 pm

Walkinghairball wrote:
CygnusX1 wrote:Why does it hurt when I pee?

When is too much information, too much information????

jus' kiddin' y'all....but:

why do we park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:18 pm

Why is little such a big word, and big such a little word?

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:14 am

. . . and why is abbreviation such a big word?

. . . and exactly what do they mean by "jumbo shrimp"

. . . and why are self-help books written by someone else?

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:57 pm

Why are asteroids in space and hemoroids on your arse?

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:15 pm

Imagine a hemmeroid on yer ares, the size of an asteroid?!?!?!?!?!

Kares4Rush · Post by **Kares4Rush** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:34 pm

Walkinghairball wrote:Imagine a hemmeroid on yer ares, the size of an asteroid?!?!?!?!?!

Aye! That reminds me of Static and his trusty steed Clinghoffer!!!

AKA Spidey.

Wonder how he is these days. Miss him.

I apologize for the odd non-sequitur. Carry on.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:52 pm

He is still alive. I see him time to time on MySpace.