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Parody of "Candy Shop" I'm especially proud of this one. Be honest in your opinions...HONEST.


I'll take you to the butcher shop
I'll let you take the first pork chop
Now I gotta get a mop
To clean up all this crap you dropped
I'll take you to the butcher shop
Check out all the steaks I've got
Prime ribs, yeah, I've got a lot
Come get it now before it rots

I can make it any way, any way you want it
I can put on the sauce, how much do you want on it
Temperature's rising in the oven, now what to do
This place is packed, how may I serve you
I'm taking down the banners, you know I'm here
The fact this place rocks is perfectly clear
In line, outside, they just can't wait
To try all this stuff -- man, business is great

Got this big, hard mallet to make the meat tender
Maybe take a little bit and put it in the blender
Gonna show you how I made this nice, little meatball
If you knew what it was made of, it would make your flesh crawl
I'm a master with the knife, I make all the best cuts
Oh, you'll freak when you learn this came from horse butts
This isn't hard to get, just watch yourself
You have no idea what I've put on that shelf

I'll take you to the butcher shop
I'll let you take the first pork chop
Now I gotta get a mop
To clean up all this crap you dropped

I'll take you to the butcher shop
Check out all the steaks I've got
Prime ribs, yeah, I've got a lot
Come get it now before it rots

Yeah, what I do (what I do)
And where it goes (where it goes)
Unknown to you (unknown to you)
Better change your clothes (change your clothes)

I'll cook it for you, nice and slow
Take a seat, wait right there, watch this baby go
Oh, you've never seen a ham like this before
Picked it up after a week on the floor
As soon as I arrive they all go nuts
For these chicken legs, cow tongues and pig guts
Oh man, today the FDA came into my place
They said, Oh my God this is a disgrace!"
How was I to know I violated ten codes
There's nothing wrong with meat I scraped off the road
So delicious, the very best of road kill
I won't do that again, or maybe I will
As long as they don't know, I'll still prevail
Till the cops come over and take me to jail
This place, a disgrace? No way, it's the best in town
Then I go to work one day, somebody shut it down

I'll take you to the butcher shop
I'll let you take the first pork chop
Now I gotta get a mop
To clean up all this crap you dropped

I'll take you to the butcher shop
Check out all the steaks I've got
Prime ribs, yeah, I've got a lot
Come get it now before it rots

Having never heard the original, I can't really tell. Sorry.

Surely someone else here has heard it though.

The original lyrics are as follows:



*featuring Olivia

[Intro: 50 Cent]
Yeah...
Uh huh
So seductive

[Chorus: 50 Cent & Olivia]
[50 Cent]
I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]
You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up or should i push up on it
Temperature rising, okay lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have your friends teasin you 'bout how sprung I gotcha
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem
Get on top then get to bouncing round like a low rider
I'm a seasons vet when it come to this shit
After you work up a sweat you can play with the stick
I'm tryin to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)

[Chorus]

[Bridge: 50 Cent & Olivia]
Girl what we do (what we do)
And where we do (and where we do)
The things we do (things we do)
Are just between me and you (oh yeah)

[Verse 2: 50 Cent]
Give it to me baby, nice and slow
Climb on top, ride like you in the rodeo
You ain't never heard a sound like this before
Cause I ain't never put it down like this
Soon as I come through the door she get to pullin on my zipper
It's like it's a race who can get undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch em in thongs
Had me thinking 'bout that ass after I'm gone
I touch the right spot at the right time
Lights on or lights off, she like it from behind
So seductive, you should see the way she wind
Her hips in slow-mo on the floor when we grind
As Long as she ain't stoppin, homie I aint stoppin
Drippin wet with sweat man its on and popping
All my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle its on
And we gon' sip til every bubble in every bottle is gone

[Chorus 2x]

This song appears in the following album:

Okay, now wasn't THAT nice?