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Posted: **Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:20 pm**

Yeah, I'm still doing parodies. Creepy, isn't it?

This is the first draft of my parody of Men At Work's "Who Can It Be Now?"

She's standing there at the bathroom door
Tellin' me, she's tryin' to clean the floor
I can see what she's tryin' to clean
I don't believe it, she shouldn't be so mean
I just want to relieve myself
Hold it in, it's not good for my health
Come on, I have got to pee
Cleaned the floor - soon you'll be cleaning me

Where can I pee now?
Where can I pee now?
Where can I pee now?
Where can I pee now?

I'm hiding out in a bathroom stall
I am forced, to answer Nature's call
If she hears, she'll turn me in
Let me go, or I'll explode again
I'll do no harm to you if you leave
I gotta warn you though, it might make you heave
You'd like it best if you stay away
Here it comes - running hard today

Where can I pee now?
Where can I pee now?
Where can I pee now?
Where can I pee now?

Infection came 'cause I held it too long
It's all because of you
You're gonna pay for my hospital stay
Or else I'm gonna sue

Oh...where can I pee now?
Oh...where can I...where can I
Yeah yeah yeah

Posted: **Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:20 pm**

Not bad.

I had a few in high school in the 80's:

Saran Wrap to the tune of Boston's "Amanda"
is one I remember.

"I'm gonna shape you in a ball
and bounce you off the wall
Saran Wrap.

I can make a little hat
or a big baseball bat
Saran Wrap"

Posted: **Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:13 pm**

Thanks, Kitana.

Yours was nice too.

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:59 am**

I thought this was gonna be something about Larry Craig...

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:33 am**

About who now?

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:39 am**

T4EFAN wrote:About who now?

Haven't seen any headlines for the last week, eh?

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:36 pm**

No, it was inspired by my mom's job, which is cleaning mens' bathrooms in an airport.......actually Weird Al made up the title, but I wrote the stinkin' parody.

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:54 pm**

T4EFAN wrote: my mom's job, which is cleaning mens' bathrooms in an airport.......

She's not allowed in the women's bathrooms, eh?

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:37 pm**

i think she does sometimes.

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 6:32 pm**

Are you gonna post more of your parodies, AK?

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:26 pm**

Sure, if you want me to.

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:39 pm**

Yup!

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:23 pm**

Would you like them in different threads or all in this one?

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:24 pm**

This one would need a title change for us to stay on topic and not get busted by the OLD MAN! *wink*

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:54 pm**

Good point.

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"Where Can I Pee Now?" - a Men At Work Parody

"Where Can I Pee Now?" - a Men At Work Parody