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How will you die?
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:44 pm
by Big Blue Owl
We all have to go sometime. One question that comes to mind is how it will happen. To find the answer to this question click this link:
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/
Here is how I will be taken out:
During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly. In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg.
SWEET! It doesn't get much funnier than that!
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:56 pm
by schuette
After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact.
actually me and my pal was talking about skydiving last night....I know this will never come true as not even a million quid would get me jumping out of a plane
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:14 pm
by awip2062
LOL Dan mangled my hand in the garbage disposal while I was trying to clear it out and I bleed to death. hehe
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:06 pm
by Mini
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are skinned alive and left in an abandoned warehouse.
lucky me O-o
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:50 pm
by CygnusX1
my lips will be sewn together with heavy-gauge catgut, and I will be trolled slowly through shark-infested waters.
well, that's what Sigette said would happen - if I screwed up one more time. LOL
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:35 pm
by Walkinghairball
Well, I die like this.
A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:36 pm
by Walkinghairball
I just did OLS's and she dies like this...................
Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:57 pm
by awip2062
CygnusX1 wrote:my lips will be sewn together with heavy-gauge catgut, and I will be trolled slowly through shark-infested waters.
well, that's what Sigette said would happen - if I screwed up one more time. LOL
Reminds me of the song Wake Up Dead. LOL
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:58 pm
by awip2062
Walkinghairball wrote:Well, I die like this.
A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).
So you ARE going to become a rock star! \m/
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:43 pm
by Panacea
While playing baseball, a disgruntled player beats you to death with a bat.
I wonder if that means I'll be playing baseball as well? I'm probably the least sporty person I know! Will PV be playing too? We've pretty much figured out that we'd have to go at the same time. What are the odds of a disgruntled player taking us both out?
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:45 pm
by Walkinghairball
awip2062 wrote:Walkinghairball wrote:Well, I die like this.
A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).
So you ARE going to become a rock star! \m/
*Made me LMAO!!!*
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:01 am
by CygnusX1
I piss my 350-pound brother-in-law off,
so he tears my right arm off - and clubs me to death with it.
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:11 am
by PV
While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you.
*makes note to eat indoors at all times from now on*
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:41 am
by CygnusX1
PV wrote:While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you.
*makes note to eat indoors at all times from now on*
that would be a
homicide bomber PV, but point noted.
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:24 am
by CygnusX1
This is REALLY how I'm gonna meet my maker, and why:
