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mwahahahahahah!

Okay all, he is off to DC for a marathon he helps with this week, so you KNOW what that means!



I shall start us off!

*picks up the Kramer and puts the amp on to 11*

PARTY

*goes searching for booze*

Surely it can't be taking that long for you to find it, Mumsey!

I found some nice fat chickens in the back I'm cooking up for dinner tonight.

*drools at the thought of fresh chicken dinner*

I can fetch some vegetables to go with it. Squash and *giggles* taters and onions and garlic and the like.

Say, all, I do think this place could use some *ahem* art work. Whaddya think?

*Rearranges the Rush Bobbleheads*

*Drinks all the Killians.........................Oh yeah, gives Schu one first, cuz she can't get it over in Scotland*

*Screwguns all Cyg's rock albums to the wall*

*Uses the loo....................................sorry buddy, you have a lot of beer here to drink*

Not a bad touch, there, Bro. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice in fact, I like it.

*gives Bro a thumbs up*

I think I will add a touch of native to it.

*starts by smudging the house, then puts up pics of great leaders like Cheifs Wilma Mankiller, Joseph and Seattle.*

Hey................where's the waffles? Gotta have waffles with fried chicken!!!!!

Waffles?

When I cut one of the chicken's head off it flew all over the house squirting
blood all over the ceiling and walls, kind of looks like abstact art though.
I took his chicken coop apart and used the wire to make a new one in Cygs living room. I am going to go buy another rooster and we'll have cock fights tonight with pop corn, copius amonts of beer and I shot a couple of deers I seen hanging around his back yard, so huge venison BBQ too. I don't think he'll mind to much that I skined and butchered the deer in his bath tub, do yous?

awip2062 wrote:Surely it can't be taking that long for you to find it, Mumsey!

oh I found it quick enough......just stayed in the same place to drink it......cheers for the Killians Hairy

Me wrote:When I cut one of the chicken's head off it flew all over the house squirting
blood all over the ceiling and walls, kind of looks like abstact art though.
I took his chicken coop apart and used the wire to make a new one in Cygs living room. I am going to go buy another rooster and we'll have cock fights tonight with pop corn, copius amonts of beer and I shot a couple of deers I seen hanging around his back yard, so huge venison BBQ too. I don't think he'll mind to much that I skined and butchered the deer in his bath tub, do yous?

he'll probably mind more that I'm going through his drawer looking at his scanky y-fronts

Walkinghairball wrote:Hey................where's the waffles? Gotta have waffles with fried chicken!!!!!

I'll get you loads of waffles, Hairy and a couple of gallons of maple syrup we can coat the roosters and the coop for a more interesting cock fight.

oh lookie here......I found a pair of leopard print thongs

Holy crap, where did he get this autographed Barry Manilow pic???


Cyg, is there something yer not tellin us bro?


Hey look, Ice Cream.



t................ surely you have been by a "Popeye's" before.