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Siggy's Deer-Ravaged Truck Pics 2003
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:03 am
by CygnusX1
Some pics of my beloved truck, wiped out by a angry, rutting 10pt buck while driving to work on I-95 in Northern Virginia....
Imagine doing 75mph in the hammer lane, and a HUGE buck runs outta the MEDIAN!! NOT the WOODS mind you....but a wooded MEDIAN...No stopping, no looking-to-see-if-you're-gonna-stop, just a balls-on run by the deer onto the interstate....here's what happens to a Nissan 4x4..
BTW....the hood (bonnet for you Brits) flew up and blocked the windshield(A la "Tommy Boy" hahaha)....how I made it to the side of the road is STILL beyond me....I think it was a higher power
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:11 am
by Me
did you grill that sucker seeing he did a number on yours
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or make some saug.?
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:20 am
by CygnusX1
no ME.....it got ugly
after I got outta the truck as well....I hit it SO hard, it flew another 100ft in front of me, and into the middle lane....then the platoon of cars far behind me arrived.....you can guess the rest....
I watched pure carnage from atop the hillside berm...it was awful...I'm STILL in counseling
j/k....I DID watch those others behind me come up and just hit it themselves....whamwhamwham....dude...they didn't even STOP!!
One asshole even BLEW THE HORN....like it was gonna GET UP AND MOVE...unreal...and you guessed it....THEY HIT IT TOO....hahaha
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:32 am
by schuette
wow cyg....that's some damage!
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:37 am
by CygnusX1
it was
bloody awful....no pun intended
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:20 pm
by awip2062
Blew his horn? LOL!
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:35 pm
by CygnusX1
Yes! I'm not lying...we have the RUDEST drivers in the NATION...
and those are the people that aren't even on CELL PHONES while they're driving!
put a cell phone to their head and you'll be wishing for armageddon...hahaha
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:40 pm
by Walkinghairball
Wow, gnarly dude.
Glad you survived.
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:53 pm
by CygnusX1
Walkinghairball wrote:Wow, gnarly dude.
Glad you survived.
Indeed I did Bro....gotta nice 'yota outta the deal too...hahaha
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:28 pm
by Soup4Rush
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:37 pm
by CygnusX1
3 words Bro....HIGH TECH REDNECK
what's not-to-like? I get 4WD, 28mpg and STILL jumpin' stumps...whatcha gonna do with those big beasts when gas hits 4 bones-a-gallon?
I know what I WOULD DO if it were MY BIG TRUCK SOUPS...
(take it to a high-crime area and leave the key in it I-tell-ya-what)
huh? somebody say somethin'?
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:39 pm
by Soup4Rush
I am thinking about trading mine in on a mini van or a small SUV. It costs me like $60 a week to drive mine, although it is paid for.
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:46 pm
by CygnusX1
40 bones for me Bro, but it STILL hurts like hell...I feel your pain...
you could always go hybrid and stay full size, but the full sized hybrids are new, and you KNOW they're gonna have bugs...
I feel sorry for anybody having to get a hybrid worked on...you think you're saving money just from gas? BWUHAHAHAHA
Your hybrid "H.O.V. Utopia" will crumble, and your troubles are only BEGINNING.....wait 'till ya gotta get it FIXED...OWWWW
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:57 pm
by Me
LMAO
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good one soup
Hey Cyg,
you didn't have to grind it up into hamburger, sounds like it was already done... tenderized road burgers
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:00 pm
by CygnusX1
Me wrote:LMAO
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good one soup
Hey Cyg,
you didn't have to grind it up into hamburger, sounds like it was already done... tenderized road burgers
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Dude...there wasn't enuff of it left to knead
into a burger...It was disentegrated by the time the cops got there...but the state trooper got to see the asshole blow the horn at it....we laughed till we hurt...