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Fifteen years of marriage to Mrs Ogg today so thought I'd share my joy with you... Together for a few years before we got married, 'been a rough ride some of the time but we're still here and we're still going strong.
We've known each other since our teens (having been brought up together in the same street no less) and I confess to having a schoolkid crush on her, little did I know I'd actually get to keep her. Little did I know that it IS possible to love and hate someone at the same time

Anyway, I proposed a meal for two and sauciness afterwards but the woman wants to save money for her and her family's annual holiday in two weeks. So it's probably an illegal dvd, wine for her and pot for me. I plan on giving her total access to my rugged physique as a special Anniversary gift... .

you da man D!!!... congrats on your anniversary.

remember that sauciness is free

Happy Anniversary Mr and Mrs Ogg

Happy Anniversary to Mr and Mrs Ogg.

Hope you both have a lovely day celebrating.

Yes, happy Anni D. You to kids go off and frolic will ya.

In the words of Ralph Kramden...Happy AnniVOICERY!!!

All the best to you and Mrs. Ogg. Fifteen years! Yah! I know aboot the ups and downs. But from what I've seen here you have MUCH to be proud of.

Ogg clan RULES!!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OGGS!!!


you NEWLYWEDS!!!!

Cyg! You Siggy Sig! Einstein ROCKS on that guitar!!!!

thankyeeeeeew Kares! (((((Kares))))))

wasn't me though....I kinda BORROWED IT....SHHHHHhhhhhh....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Can you bloody believe it!?!
Mrs Ogg is simply not well, damn you women's plumbing and confesses to "not being much company tonight"! I'm bathed, shaved, smelling rather good and to be honest looking bloody sexy . Do you mind if I cry? *sniff*
No amount of 'I'll make it up to you' promises can help me now, gutted . Why me?

Ogg wrote:I plan on giving her total access to my rugged physique as a special Anniversary gift... .

may I suggest........no nevermid don't suggest that. I think an internet connection and a paper towel may be your best friend tonight. Sorry buddy.

Ogg wrote:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Can you bloody believe it!?!
Mrs Ogg is simply not well, damn you women's plumbing and confesses to "not being much company tonight"! I'm bathed, shaved, smelling rather good and to be honest looking bloody sexy . Do you mind if I cry? *sniff*
No amount of 'I'll make it up to you' promises can help me now, gutted . Why me?

Ogg wrote:I plan on giving her total access to my rugged physique as a special Anniversary gift... .

Sorry 'bout that Ogg....but hey....shit happens....do the right thing, and let her know that it's okay...she probably feels twenty times worse than you do about it...like the old saying goes: "sometimes you're the windshield...sometimes you're the bug"

Okay...enough sticking up for her....do like Soup said....grab some kleenex and some buck-toothed-oriental-girl-luv-tapes, and next year'll be here before ya know it

Soup and Siggy you are gems. You've raised a smile here and that's difficult coz I'm sulking a bit to be honest. I'm cool with the chick and the i.o.u. is safely tucked away.
I may wallow in pot to drown my sorrows or venture forth into the real world and visit some chums. Why did she have to implant a picture of the evening in my mind, by suggesting varied naughtiness earlier in the week? Women can be so cruel...and I was so looking forward to the inflatable animals and peep-hole gimp suit .

CygnusX1 wrote:...do like Soup said....grab some kleenex and some buck-toothed-oriental-girl-luv-tapes, and next year'll be here before ya know it

CygnusX1 wrote: buck-toothed-oriental-girl-luv-tapes

How the hell did you know that? WHO told you?

yep, wallowing in pot for now.

glad to hear you're smiling!

it'll be okai...one day you guys'll laugh about it...like...WHEN YOU COLLECT THAT I.O.U.!!! hahaha

I guess you KNOW you're gonna have to knock-the-bottom-outta-that-thang when the time comes...hahaha

CygnusX1 wrote:

Ogg wrote:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Can you bloody believe it!?!
Mrs Ogg is simply not well, damn you women's plumbing and confesses to "not being much company tonight"! I'm bathed, shaved, smelling rather good and to be honest looking bloody sexy . Do you mind if I cry? *sniff*
No amount of 'I'll make it up to you' promises can help me now, gutted . Why me?

Ogg wrote:I plan on giving her total access to my rugged physique as a special Anniversary gift... .

Sorry 'bout that Ogg....but hey....shit happens....do the right thing, and let her know that it's okay...she probably feels twenty times worse than you do about it...like the old saying goes: "sometimes you're the windshield...sometimes you're the bug"

Okay...enough sticking up for her....do like Soup said....grab some kleenex and some buck-toothed-oriental-girl-luv-tapes, and next year'll be here before ya know it

Siggy! What a nice thing to say! And I'm sure you have experience as I've been in Mrs. Ogg's, uh, position before feeling LOUSY. Lousy about feeling "icky" and lousy about disappointing the other SIGNIFICANT.

Sometimes one can go for it in all Mother Nature's glory and be fine. Toss all to the wind and put a towel under ye and have fun!

I don't advocate Chinese buck-toothed videos but I understand the advice, guys. Hell, where's my video of ASOH? Geddy on the bass during Strangiato melts my butter no matter HOW the guy feels.