By-Tor.com

Posted: **Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:44 pm**

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8967307/

MOSCOW - Russia?s long winter will just fly by for a herd of Russian cows which, a newspaper reported on Tuesday, will be fed confiscated marijuana over the cold months.

Drug workers said they adopted the unusual form of animal husbandry after they were forced to destroy the sunflowers and maize crops that the 40 ton of marijuana had been planted among, Novye Izvestia daily reported.

?There is simply no other way out. You see, the fields are planted with feed crops and if we remove it all the cows will have nothing to eat,? a Federal Drugs Control Service spokeswoman for the Urals region of Sverdlovsk told the paper. ?I don?t know what the milk will be like after this.?

Drug use in Russia took off with the decline of the Soviet Union and police have been fighting drug smugglers ? often shipping heroin from Afghanistan ? for years.

Such large hauls are relatively common, although they are normally burned.

Posted: **Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:02 pm**

Do the cows wear hats

?

Posted: **Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:27 pm**

I think the title of this thread should have been..............."MOO, dude............ I'm so wasted!!"

Posted: **Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:30 am**

Walkinghairball wrote:I think the title of this thread should have been..............."MOO, dude............ I'm so wasted!!"

Or Dude, where's my stall?

Posted: **Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:37 am**

yeah, good one!!!

Or like Jeff Spicolli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High........"Hey bud, huh-huh, let's party!"

Posted: **Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:39 am**

Oh wow! That's incredible!!!

I remember in High School we were learning about pollution and how chemicals became more concentrated the higher up the food chain they travelled.

For instance if that old chemical DDT was sprayed on plants it had, let's say, a "5" but when a cow ate it, it then became a "10" and if we ate the beef of a cow who ate grass-sprayed DDT it would be like a "15" or "20" (I forget the scale) and if a baby drank breast milk from the mother who ate the beef of the cow that ate the grass that was sprayed with DDT it was like a "40" and that is why pesticides were so dangerous to us.

I wonder if that concept works with the THC?

On thing's fer sher, the old phrase, "tip them over like a cow" may now be true!

Posted: **Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:11 pm**

rushlight wrote:Do the cows wear hats ?

do the cows have large talons??

Posted: **Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:44 pm**

Those cows are probably passed out on the lawn right now.

Posted: **Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:09 am**

I read that as well and got funny looks on the bus as I laughed out loud

Posted: **Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:44 am**

happysmilies007 wrote:
rushlight wrote:Do the cows wear hats ?
do the cows have large talons??

Yeah. They're highly talonted.

Posted: **Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:56 am**

They like going to mooooooooooooooooooooovies too.