Vote for me!
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:47 am
Here's my platform, in case you guys actually pay attention to that... (joke)
Wellfare: the Creeping Octopus of World Communism believes that the current wellfare system needs serious reform and limitations. Wellfare should focus on the disabled rather than the lazy.
Gun Control: Aside from a waiting period, registration and background check, the Creeping Octopus of World Communism believes that firearms need no other limits on their purchase and ownership. Instead, more effort should be focused on the safe use and handling of guns.
Gay Marrige: Although the Creeping Octopus does not suport homosexuality, it does not dissuade it either. As such, all willing adults should be able to marry, regardless of sexual orientation.
Censoring: The Creeping Octopus of World Communism is against all forms of censoring music, and the censoring of language in telivized programming.
Taxes: The Creeping Octopus of World Communism feels that taxes should be dropped nation-wide.
Healthcare: The Creeping Octopus of World Communism believes Healthcare should be provided for those who are unable to afford/work for their healthcare insurance.
Common Sense: If ellected, The Creeping Octopus of World Communsim's presidential candidates would put efforts towards creating a Department of Common Sense, who's purpose would be to limit the ammount of "stupid" lawsuits (visave, the woman who spilled coffee on her lap and sued McDonalds) and thereby stimulate the economy by reducing the ammount of money corporations have to spend greivences, which should be going instead to creating jobs.
National Security: The Creeping Octopus of World Communism believes that soldiers stationed world-wide should be withdrawn. More money should be spent on training and equiping the standard military soldier. Efforts should be made to withdraw from Iraq as soon as possible.
Free Trade: The Creeping Octopus of World Communism believes that the Free Trade agreement should be abolished, and import taxes should be raised on U.S. based corporations importing goods from over-seas manufacturing plants, in order to bring more jobs 'back home'.
Affirmitive Action: The Creeping Octopus of World Communism believes that Affirmitive action should be taken in order to judge individuals (for jobs, college applications, et-cetera) not by race or gender, but by their abilities, and qualifications. No race or gender should be hightened above any others.
Well, that's my platform. Who wants to run with me for vice?
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**VOTE THE SNOW DOG for U.S. President**
-=Proudly Representing the Creeping Octopus of World Communism=-
Wellfare: the Creeping Octopus of World Communism believes that the current wellfare system needs serious reform and limitations. Wellfare should focus on the disabled rather than the lazy.
Gun Control: Aside from a waiting period, registration and background check, the Creeping Octopus of World Communism believes that firearms need no other limits on their purchase and ownership. Instead, more effort should be focused on the safe use and handling of guns.
Gay Marrige: Although the Creeping Octopus does not suport homosexuality, it does not dissuade it either. As such, all willing adults should be able to marry, regardless of sexual orientation.
Censoring: The Creeping Octopus of World Communism is against all forms of censoring music, and the censoring of language in telivized programming.
Taxes: The Creeping Octopus of World Communism feels that taxes should be dropped nation-wide.
Healthcare: The Creeping Octopus of World Communism believes Healthcare should be provided for those who are unable to afford/work for their healthcare insurance.
Common Sense: If ellected, The Creeping Octopus of World Communsim's presidential candidates would put efforts towards creating a Department of Common Sense, who's purpose would be to limit the ammount of "stupid" lawsuits (visave, the woman who spilled coffee on her lap and sued McDonalds) and thereby stimulate the economy by reducing the ammount of money corporations have to spend greivences, which should be going instead to creating jobs.
National Security: The Creeping Octopus of World Communism believes that soldiers stationed world-wide should be withdrawn. More money should be spent on training and equiping the standard military soldier. Efforts should be made to withdraw from Iraq as soon as possible.
Free Trade: The Creeping Octopus of World Communism believes that the Free Trade agreement should be abolished, and import taxes should be raised on U.S. based corporations importing goods from over-seas manufacturing plants, in order to bring more jobs 'back home'.
Affirmitive Action: The Creeping Octopus of World Communism believes that Affirmitive action should be taken in order to judge individuals (for jobs, college applications, et-cetera) not by race or gender, but by their abilities, and qualifications. No race or gender should be hightened above any others.
Well, that's my platform. Who wants to run with me for vice?
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**VOTE THE SNOW DOG for U.S. President**
-=Proudly Representing the Creeping Octopus of World Communism=-