*takes out Taser and waves it at Siggy*
Hey- do you know my favorite Metallica album?
Yeah, it's Ride the Lightning
*Tases Siggy*
Oh, EJ, good to see you here *pulls stop sign from under the couch and crowns him with it*
Welcome
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EJLUVSRUSH
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Why thank you! And thanks for that "hall of fame" comment Cyg!
*takes the chainsaw liberated from girly-man hairball and splits both 'Cyg and YYZ right down the middle, from the cahones up.*
*needle and thread in hand stitches half of cyg and half of YYZ together thus creating "Cygenstein"*
*grabs chainsaw again and holding the blade end, caps Cygenstein in the knees, breaking them and preventing "it" from ever "walking tall" again*
*takes the taser from the now lifeless half of YYZ, removes the chip that restricts the voltage and cooks Cygenstein to a nice crispy golden brown*
Do I smell chicken?
*takes the chainsaw liberated from girly-man hairball and splits both 'Cyg and YYZ right down the middle, from the cahones up.*
*needle and thread in hand stitches half of cyg and half of YYZ together thus creating "Cygenstein"*
*grabs chainsaw again and holding the blade end, caps Cygenstein in the knees, breaking them and preventing "it" from ever "walking tall" again*
*takes the taser from the now lifeless half of YYZ, removes the chip that restricts the voltage and cooks Cygenstein to a nice crispy golden brown*
Do I smell chicken?
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Walkinghairball
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EJLUVSRUSH
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Negative. I am Cyberdine systems model T-1000. A Cyborg. Living tissue over metal endo-skeleton. I have detailed files on human anatomy. This makes me a more efficient killer.
I do not evade your attacks. I laugh at them.
*grabs hairball by the throat and throws him into the wall*
(Thanks for your comment Soup! I try to be creative)
I do not evade your attacks. I laugh at them.
*grabs hairball by the throat and throws him into the wall*
(Thanks for your comment Soup! I try to be creative)
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EJLUVSRUSH
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Wow...Soup4Rush wrote:alright in an effort to outdo EJ...
ties up EJ in a room all by hisself with a 65 inch wide screen TV complete with surround sound and the complete unabridged collection of Duran Duran DVDs ... props open his eyes with toothpicks
AND...
...quietly shuts the door...
isn't that against the Geneva convention?
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Walkinghairball
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YYZ30 wrote:Wow...Soup4Rush wrote:alright in an effort to outdo EJ...
ties up EJ in a room all by hisself with a 65 inch wide screen TV complete with surround sound and the complete unabridged collection of Duran Duran DVDs ... props open his eyes with toothpicks
AND...
...quietly shuts the door...
isn't that against the Geneva convention?
If not it should be.
Nice ala A Clockwork Orange.
This space for rent
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EJLUVSRUSH
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Make it stop, PLEASE make it stop! No more wild boys! I beg you.....
*writhes around in agony until both shoulders become dislocated. When this fails to set him free he chews at the ropes with such hurried ferocity he inadvertantly chews off his left arm...then runs screaming from the room*
Whew....that was close. What year is it?
Make it stop, PLEASE make it stop! No more wild boys! I beg you.....
*writhes around in agony until both shoulders become dislocated. When this fails to set him free he chews at the ropes with such hurried ferocity he inadvertantly chews off his left arm...then runs screaming from the room*
Whew....that was close. What year is it?