Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 8:55 pm
don't forget the chemicals for the ceeee-ment pond.
Rain is a gift that
Rain is a gift that
I've seen much of lately.
When one day I get to O-hi-o...
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 9:01 pm
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 9:05 pm
the entire state will be aglow.
Sleep is sometimes
Sleep is sometimes
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 9:16 pm
the last thing able to attain.
This little light
This little light
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 3:53 am
needs 1700 AAA batteries to run.
Someone needs to stop
Someone needs to stop
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 3:56 am
excersize their right to play and stay.
From the north to the south, east and west
From the north to the south, east and west
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 4:13 am
the compass spins for the silly traveler lost on a magnetic rock
Mornings are good for
Mornings are good for
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 4:53 am
crashing after a all-nighter. 
Mother's Day is a good time to
Mother's Day is a good time to
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 11:16 am
remember what really matters.
When you have a sore throat
When you have a sore throat
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 11:29 am
gargle with battery acid.
The best way to shear a sheep
The best way to shear a sheep
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 3:31 pm
is to sedate the sheep first (easy there scottish folks)
Small change is good for
Small change is good for
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 4:51 pm
making those wee small adjustments in life that years down the road turn out to be huge.
Misters Baskin and Robbins were
Misters Baskin and Robbins were
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:34 pm
the founders of a frozen empire of tastefully goodness
superglue, natures way of
superglue, natures way of
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:25 am
letting you move on to other more important things.
When nobody's looking, the neighbor kid . . .
When nobody's looking, the neighbor kid . . .
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:03 pm
likes to hide from their no-seeing eyes.
Work smart, do a good job and you'll...
Work smart, do a good job and you'll...