The Bold Faced Lies Thread!!!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:20 pm

Zakk Wylde can't do pinch harmonics.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:43 pm

And he never does 50 or more of them per song.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:33 pm

I hate Cheese Its

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:39 pm

I have never had Cheese it's.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:42 pm

Uncle Hairball IS a Cheese It!!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:32 pm

Can I be Spartacus?

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:25 am

I lost the Rush tickets.

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:37 pm

I ate t's rush tickets

Rocinante · Post by **Rocinante** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:48 pm

I tell the truth always

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:51 pm

Rocinante and I always see everything eye-to-eye.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:19 pm

Last night's gig report: Geddy couldn't tell his bass from his keys; Alex sang better than Geddy ever did; Neil grinned the whole night through, especially when the roadie came out and started dismantling the set while they were playing the entire song of 2112.

Oh, and their timing is gone forever!

Orlando's LOVESLAVE · Post by **Orlando's LOVESLAVE** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:48 pm

The show was the worst I've ever seen.

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 4:48 pm

Leon tells the best jokes I have ever heard.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:17 pm

Panacea can't tell a joke.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:23 pm

Aliens have abducted me and I am posting from Mars.