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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:47 am
by awip2062
of fire radiating the planet.




The vacuum

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:49 am
by CygnusX1
is telling me: "Give-me-the-cat" :lol:


you should always

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:02 am
by awip2062
make sure you have toilet paper before starting a big job.


I just gave the

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:23 pm
by YYZ30
jar of dirt to Johnny Depp


There's a little black spot

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:33 pm
by CygnusX1
on the forehead of my OBL pistol targets...


When in doubt

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:42 pm
by Me
side with caution.

Spring is a time ...

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:07 pm
by awip2062
when I want to get outside but often still find it too cold.



Why, oh, why can't we

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 6:55 pm
by Aerosmitten
have our pudding unless we eat our meat?

John Jacob Jingleheimerschmit....

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 6:58 pm
by awip2062
his name is Eagle's name toooooooooooooooooo!

A baby on the hip and one in the oven...

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 9:17 pm
by zepboy
and we think we'll name him Poppin' Fresh!


A poke in the eye is . . .

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 4:02 am
by Sir Myghin
not very refreshing but can stimulate awakeness.


It is best to use for...

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 6:55 am
by CygnusX1
....people that won't get out of your grill!


One should never....

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 2:46 pm
by zepboy
. . . forget that vaseline is a great electrical conductor.


As Gramma always said . . .

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 4:27 pm
by Sir Myghin
if you don't hit them first you were too slow.


If leaving a room one should always...

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 8:43 pm
by awip2062
remember that crawling draws more attention than walking.


The next time you head to town...