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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 6:00 am
by CygnusX1
Raiden wrote:How does one get a crimson mask from getting hit in the BACK of the head?
oh...my bad. You were bent over. Lemme help you with that.....
***gently helps Raiden upright***
***re-arranges Raiden's facial features with a cheesegrater***
...is that anatomically correct enuff for ya?
***Gives everyone in room 3-Wood-to-the-junk while I'm at it***
Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 7:43 am
by Walkinghairball
*Stumbles blind, directly into the junk messer upper*
HoArF!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, thanks, my jammed in eyeballs just got popped back into place.
*Stalking Xanny*
Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 8:01 am
by YYZ30
CygnusX1 wrote:
***Gives everyone in room 3-Wood-to-the-junk while I'm at it***
"Fore?!?!? He should have yelled Two!"
Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 9:03 am
by Xanadu
Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 9:52 am
by YYZ30
Reminds me of:
"Meddle not in the affairs of the dragon; for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup"
Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 11:14 pm
by Raiden
They finally released me from the hospital.
Or this:
Yummy
Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 7:54 am
by Walkinghairball
Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:41 am
by Xanadu
*awaits Hairball's reincarnation*
Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 12:42 pm
by Walkinghairball
Xanadu wrote:
*awaits Hairball's reincarnation*
*Re-animates as a super skinny dude so I can slip into Xanny's room and shrink wrap her to her bed*
Ah ha, not so damn funny now huh???
*Proceeds to smash and bash Xanny with an assortment of partaking implements*
*Horks Xanny's stash*
*Slips out*
*Becomes myself again*
Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 8:03 pm
by Xanadu
*cocoons inside the plastic wrap*
*emerges as a carnivorous cannabis plant*
Now my room reeks of master hash!!!
*awaits Hairy's return*
Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 4:20 am
by CygnusX1
Xanadu wrote:*cocoons inside the plastic wrap*
*emerges as a carnivorous cannabis plant*
Now my room reeks of master hash!!!
*awaits Hairy's return*
Does this ^^^ remind anyone (besides me) of a twist on
"Little Shop of Horrors?" hahahaha
***runs for the hills***
Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 5:01 am
by Raiden
Xanadu wrote:*cocoons inside the plastic wrap*
*emerges as a carnivorous cannabis plant*
Now my room reeks of master hash!!!
*awaits Hairy's return*
Too bad, YOU GET ME INSTEAD!
Carnivorous weed must DIE!
*Draws sword, chops down evil plant and takes it to retire in the Acid Bath*
Sorry, drug addicts, you don't get this acid. It'd kill you real good.
Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 7:41 am
by YYZ30
*hits Hairy with a waffle iron*
*hits Siggy with a trash can*
*duct tapes Xanny to a chair*
*looks at Raiden, smirks, and leaves*
Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 7:46 am
by Walkinghairball
*Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Waffles*
*THUD*
Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 7:49 am
by Sub Zero
<freezes> Raiden with an ice shower
