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It's because Craig dropped his glass with coke in it and he still wants to drink his coke.

JINGS!

I think these kids need something to better occupy their time. Like chores and homework.

CRAIG!!!!! H!!!!!! Dweeb!!!!!! Fix up the pub before Mumsey geds back! Make it look all purty like. And re-decorate while you are at it. Maybe a nice Martha Stweart look, as that will make By-Tor feel right at hame here, seeing he is a closet yuppie!

I think the Martha Stewart look would be perfect. Bytor sent me the latest issue of Living with some pages marked that he said he'd like to see in here. I never knew he was in to flowers and pastels!

I hear he really likes the doilies (sp?) with the delicate petunia motif. And that when he geds a new issue he always runs out and buys whatever he needs to do the latest flower arrangement.

Is that why he's always ducking around corners when I see him at Michael's? I'm not so good at the floral stuff, maybe he'd offer up some help to little old decor challenged me.

In the meantime, how about a beverage?

You aren't gonna steal it gain like you did the bottle I gave you for my Dad, are you?

I didn't steal that bottle either! I was just trying to save your Dad from himself.

*Dad wakes up in the corner*

What the bloody 'ell! Where's me bot'le? t! I told you not to give it to that vixen sister of yours. Bloody 'ell...

*Dad passes back out*

Jings... I kept the bottle so By-tor Stewart could give me a lesson in flower arranging. Come on, BS (hee hee... BS!), help me out here.

Well, Dad needs to do that for himself. You can't fix anyone. It has to be his choice.

Now I am in trouble with Dad, and YOU got all the good stuff to yourself! Jings! Sisters!

I don't know if BS will give you that lesson. He seems to want to keep his knowledge all to himself. Maybe Dad can ged Rob Halford to come over and teach you?

Hey, sorry lil sis... But that's the beauty of being older. We get to claim the good stuff. And remember, I am also the tallest! But Pan is still the oldest.

So BS is going to be stingy, huh? And he had such good ideas. Oh well... But do you think Mumsey will like the look of a gay biker bar if Rob comes to help? I'm not so sure it will go over too well.

Hoser!

*t sticks her tongue out at PV*

I'm telling! Dad sent me to my room cuz he didn't ged the bottle. I am telling him YOU DRANK IT!


DADDDDDDDDDDDDDY! Lizzy stole your ale! And she drank it and then kept the bottle to use to make a flower arrangement with BS!

Well, Mumsey has chaged the look of the bar before, but I think it would be funny for her to come back and find it a gay biker bar. Let's help the kids with it!

t! You are so in trouble! I'm going to get you. You won't know when and you won't know how. All I'm going to say is you better keep a close eye on your Dio collection.

If you really think Mumsey won't mind the gay biker bar look feel free to give it a whirl. Where the heck are the weans? Why aren't they here helping? H! Stop laughing at your Mum and come help Auntie decorate.

MY DIO COLLECTION? If you touch my Dio collection, I wll ged your Neil Peart collection! And I will tear it up into little bitty bits and then eat them! Even the drum sticks!

So there!

*t sticks her tongue out at Lizzy again*

I know Mumsey will mind. But it will be hilarious!

As the OLDEST (as PV so sweetly pointed out ) I am telling you to cease fighting or I shall ged out my bony knuckles.

*t sticks her tongue out at Lizzy one last time*

Dad always did leave you in charge. And you always did hit hard!

*rolls eyes*

So, shall we jam some Rush while we re-decorate the place?

*t puts RIR on*

Rush does seem to make it all better, doesn't it? But you are still doomed t. Big sis has to leave sometime, ya know.

*PV jams while hanging leather wall paper*