Merry Christmas!

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:10 am

That's a great wish, your Hairness. Still, you must be a bit more realistic

(Hey, check it out...500 posts with this one. Not bad for a chap with a past of thousands, eh?)

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:14 am

500!

Congrats Owlie!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:17 am

ROWYCO Owlie!!!!

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:27 am

Cheers, dudes

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:04 am

forgot to add one more bit of holiday magic.

We lost my aunt to lung cancer Feb 2005- it was heartwrenching to watch her go from the person I got my sarcasm and wit from to this shell of what she used to be. Christmas was hard on all of us it was the first without my grandmother and aunt since I was born (Ill scan an older pic from 1993 later of all of us). We were all at my parents house and we were all done opening, or so we thought. My mother had my grab the 4 shirt boxes for my brother in law, sister, my wife and myself and we opened them together. The tears and laughter started right afterwards.

"This ticket is good for 1 cruise admission to our choice- Love Mom Dad and Aunt Danice"

After everything was split up after my aunts death, the lawyers proceesed everything my parents took what was left and took care of things (like my aunt wanted them to do). Enough was left over for the 6 of us to go on a cruise. My mother then said my aunt loved a party and mom knew that we would take the $$ and pay bills (the four of us said guilty at the same time) so on my aunt's behalf mom booked the cruise.

This past March we left on the cruise- thanks to my aunt.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:38 am

Great stuff Z. God bless your Aunt. She's a Saint!

Let me be the first to congratulate her on passing her wit to you. It's one of the best things I've seen here at BT.

You constantly crack me up bro.

So, the burning question remaining on my end is....

HOW WAS THE CRUISE MAN???

Rock On Z. You're good people. Merry Christmas.

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:55 pm

Time for a BAD Christmas joke. You've been warned...

Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are exchanging Christmas gifts. Luke is surprised by every gift given to him by his father, but Lord Vadar manages to identify every item before opening the package.

Picking up a box Vadar says, ?new gloves.? He opens it and, of course they are gloves. Grabbing another he says, ?helmet polish.? Yep, it?s polish.

Luke is amazed. He says to Vadar, ?How do you do it?? Vadar says?

(scroll down)

?I felt your presents?

(groan)

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:59 pm

"LUKE......I-AM-YOUR-FAAAAATHAH"

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:57 pm

thanx for all the stories folks

owlie I should be here at one point to celebrate with you

I have got all my presents and I am glad

....first time I wont be out Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve for years

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:00 pm

Merry Christmas SCHU!!! ((((((:* :*))))))

just WHERE have you been? We thought you bailed on us!

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:16 pm

aye like I'd bail

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:55 pm

btw you working Christmas Day owlie??

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:41 pm

Just wanted to share this with you all during the holidays.

Subject: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, MAYBE I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the
Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 9:25 am

schuette wrote:btw you working Christmas Day owlie??

Yes I am. Well, I have to be at work, but I doubt I'll get much work done. Since I'll be the only one around of management status I may just bring along some Christmas cheer for a few agents and myself. Holiday pay and liquor. That should make for a not-so-sucky day

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:55 am

lol hairy

......I'll try to be here for you christmas day owlie