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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:11 pm
by schuette
dont worry hunny...your a male..being confused is a common thing :razz:

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:39 pm
by zepboy
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Oh, get real.

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:13 am
by schuette
I am real

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:36 am
by zepboy
Oh . . . ummmm . . . . sorry. I must have been confused.

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:14 am
by CygnusX1
schuette wrote:I am real
Real HOT! ((((Schu))))

Happy Friday y'all!

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:30 am
by schuette
zepboy wrote:Oh . . . ummmm . . . . sorry. I must have been confused.
your a male :lol:

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:14 am
by CygnusX1
Comrades!

I bring forth video of one of Supreme Leader's first orders of business:
The complete bastardization of American Yankee Dog journalism!

Resistance is futile!

See the proof for yourself comrades, as Fox News is repeatedly denied
access to ACORN'S 39th Peoples' Anniversary "Glasnost" in Barackistan!

Supreme Leader will be pleased.

http://www.foxnews.com/search-results/m ... -acorn.htm

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:35 am
by Big Blue Owl
CygnusX1 wrote: Resistance is futile!
Right! So give in already. :lol:

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:32 am
by Xanadu
Image

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:12 am
by CygnusX1
Oh, joy! ^^^

I rate just above "Prison inmate."

Nice. :roll: :lol:

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:52 am
by CygnusX1
Obama to Iran: Let Them Eat Ice Cream
by Ann Coulter


On Iran, President Obama is worse than Hamlet. He's Colin Powell,
waiting to see who wins before picking a side.

Last week, massive protests roiled Iran in response to an apparently
fraudulent presidential election, in which nutcase Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
was declared the winner within two hours of the polls closing.

(ACORN must be involved.) :lol:

Obama responded by boldly declaring that the difference between the
loon Ahmadinejad and his reformist challenger, Mir Hossein
Mousavi, "may not be as great as advertised."

Maybe the thousands of dissenters risking their lives protesting on the
streets of Tehran are doing so because they liked Mousavi's answer to
the "boxers or briefs" question better than Ahmadinejad's. :-D

Then, in a manly rebuke to the cheating mullahs, Obama said: "You've
seen in Iran some initial reaction from the supreme leader" -- peace be
upon him -- "that indicates he understands the Iranian people have deep
concerns about the election."

Did FDR give speeches referring to Adolf Hilter as "Herr Fuhrer"?

What's with Obama? :? :???:

Even the French condemned the Iranian government's "brutal" reaction to
the protesters -- and the French have tanks with one speed in forward
and five speeds in reverse. :lol:

You might be a scaredy-cat if ... the president of France is talking tougher
than you are.

More than a week ago, French president Nicolas Sarkozy said: "The ruling
power claims to have won the elections ... if that were true, we must ask
why they find it necessary to imprison their opponents and repress them
with such violence."

But liberals rushed to assure us that Obama's weak-kneed response to
the Iranian uprising and the consequent brutal crackdown was a brilliant
foreign policy move.


(They also proclaimed his admission that he still smokes "lion-hearted"
and "statesmanlike.") :lol:

As our own Supreme Leader, B. Hussein Obama (peace be upon him) :-D
explained, "It's not productive, given the history of U.S.-Iranian
relations, to be seen as meddling."

You see, if the President of the United States condemned election fraud in
Iran, much less put in a kind word for the presidential candidate
who is not crazy, it would somehow crush the spirit of the protesters
when they discovered, to their horror, that the Great Satan was on their side.

(It also wouldn't do much for Al Franken in Minnesota.) :lol:

Liberals hate America, so they assume everyone else does, too.

So when a beautiful Iranian woman, Neda Agha Soltan, was shot dead in
the streets of Iran during a protest on Saturday and a video of her death
ricocheted around the World Wide Web, Obama valiantly responded by...

...going out for an ice cream cone. (Masterful!) :roll:

Commenting on a woman's cold-blooded murder in the streets of Tehran,
like the murder of babies, is evidently above Obama's "pay grade."

If it were true that a U.S. President should stay neutral between freedom-
loving Iranian students and their oppressors, then why is Obama speaking
in support of the protesters now?

Are liberals no longer worried about the parade of horribles they claimed
would ensue if the U.S. President condemned the mullahs?

Obama's tough talk this week proves that his gentle words last week
about Ahmadinejad and Iran's "supreme leader" (peace be upon him) :P
constituted, at best, spinelessness and, at worst, an endorsement of the
fraud.

Moreover, if the better part of valor is for America to stand neutral
between freedom and Islamic oppression, why are liberals trying to
credit Obama's ridiculous Cairo speech for emboldening the Iranian
protesters? :?

The only reason that bald contradiction doesn't smack you in the face is
that it is utterly preposterous that Obama's Cairo speech accomplished
anything -- anything worthwhile, that is. Not even the people who
say that believe it.

The only reaction to Obama's Cairo speech in the Middle East is that the
mullahs probably sighed in relief upon discovering that the U.S. President
is a coward and an imbecile.

Two weeks ago, New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman was
exulting over the "free and fair" national election in Lebanon, in which the
voters threw out Hezbollah and voted in the "U.S.-supported coalition."

(Apparently, support from America is not deemed the vote-killer in
Lebanon that it allegedly is in Iran.)

To justify his Times-expensed airfare to Beirut, Friedman added some
local color, noting that "more than one Lebanese whispered to me:
Without George Bush standing up to the Syrians in 2005 ... this free
election would not have happened."

That's what Lebanese voters said.

But Friedman also placed a phone call to a guy at the Carnegie
Endowment for International Peace -- which he didn't have to go to
Lebanon for -- to get a quote supporting the ludicrous proposition that
Obama's Cairo speech was responsible for the favorable election results
in Lebanon.

"And then here came this man (Obama)," Mr. Carnegie Fund said, "who
came to them with respect, speaking these deep values about their
identity and dignity and economic progress and education, and this
person indicated that this little prison that people are living in here was
not the whole world. That change was possible."

I think the fact that their Muslim brethren are now living in freedom in a
democratic Iraq might have made the point that "change was possible"
and "this little prison" is "not the whole world" somewhat more forcefully
than a speech apologizing for Westerners who dislike the hijab.

Obama -- and America -- are still living off President Bush's successes in
the war on terrorism.

For the country's sake, may those successes outlast Obama's attempt to
dismantle them.

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:58 am
by CygnusX1
I'm no David Letterman, and never WANT to be, but here goes nuthin:'

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOU ARE
UNDER "OBAMACARE:"



10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.


9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."


8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.


7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.


6. The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..."


5. Your Primary Care Physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.


4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.


3. The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."


2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on 'em.




AND..... THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU ARE UNDER "OBAMACARE:"





wait for it...





wait for it...






1. You ask for Viagra - and they give you a popsicle stick
and duct tape.

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:41 pm
by Sir Myghin
Cyg, if you made that up, great job.

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:25 am
by CygnusX1
No thinking necessary on my part Myg....

I hijacked it from a inter-office e-mail. :lol:

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:24 pm
by Walkinghairball
Why our country is in trouble

A DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of 'why' our country is in trouble!

1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)

2. I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, and then she interrupted me with, ''I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts .''

Without trying to make her look stupid, I calmly explained, ''Cape Cod is in Massachusetts , Capetown is in Africa ''

Her response -- click.

3. A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando . He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried t o explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.

He replied, 'don't lie to me, I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state!'' (OMG)

4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife who asked, ''Is it possible to see England from Canada ?''

I said, ''No.''

She said, ''But they look so close on the map.'' (OMG, again!)

5. An aide for a cabinet member once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas . I pulled up the reservation and noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas . When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, ''I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time.'' (Aghhhh)

6. An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m.

I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.

7. A New York lawmaker called and asked, ''Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?'' I said, 'No, why do you ask?'

She replied, ''Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude!''

After putting her on hold for a minute, while I looked into it. (I was dying laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno , Ca. is (FAT - Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.

8. A Senator's aide called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii . After going over all the cost info, she asked, ''Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii ?''

9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman who asked, ''How do I know which plane to get on?''

I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, ''I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.''

10. A lady Senator called and said, ''I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola , Florida . Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?''

I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola , FL on a commuter plane.

She said, ''Yeah, whatever, smarty!''

11. A senior Senator called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China . After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him that he needed a visa. 'Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those.''

I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, ''Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!''

12. A New Mexico Congress woman called to make reservations, ''I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York .''

I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, ''Are you sure that's the name of the town?''

'Yes, what flights do you have?'' replied the lady.

After some searching, I came back with, ''I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a rhino anywhere."

''The lady retorted, ''Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!''

So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, ''You don't mean Buffalo , do you?''

The reply? ''Whatever! I knew it was a big animal.''

Now you know why the Government is in the shape that it's in!

Could anyone be this DUMB?

YES, THEY WALK AMONG US, ARE IN POLITICS, AND THEY CONTINUE TO BREED.

I don't write it, I just offer it for your consideration. Like manure, you just gotta spread it around.