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the sign on the wall says hand jobs $10, cheese sandwichs $1. A man walks in, looks at the waitress and says "Are you the one giving the hand jobs?" to which her reply was "yes". and he says "well wash yo hands and fix me a cheese sammich"

jings they're getting worse

Me wrote:I got a chuckle out of it

See.............Kev get's me.

Soup4Rush wrote:the sign on the wall says hand jobs $10, cheese sandwichs $1. A man walks in, looks at the waitress and says "Are you the one giving the hand jobs?" to which her reply was "yes". and he says "well wash yo hands and fix me a cheese sammich"

DANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awesome.

does that badger thing ever fucking stop!

annoying after a while. useless nonsense

Soup4Rush wrote:the sign on the wall says hand jobs $10, cheese sandwichs $1. A man walks in, looks at the waitress and says "Are you the one giving the hand jobs?" to which her reply was "yes". and he says "well wash yo hands and fix me a cheese sammich"

LOL
Is that real cheese or processed =?

^^^
sw-eet

They were alone together in the house.



Just the two of them.

It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly

and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.



She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance...and

wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her

from the storm.

She wanted that...more than anything!

Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out... She screamed...



He raced to the sofa where she was cowering.

He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.

He knew this was a forbidden union, and

expected her to pull back.



He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.

The storm raged on...as did their growing passion.

There came a moment when each knew that they had to be together.

They knew it was wrong... Their families would never understand...

So consumed were they in their passion--that they heard no opening

of doors...just the faint click of a camera.....

VVV




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A distinguished young woman--on a flight from Switzerland--said to the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair remover that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"


"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father.".......Next!"

LOL!

Chuckle factor 10 there Cyg. Good one.

thankyeeeeeeeew....I'll be at the Bayonne, NJ Holiday Inn all week

hahahaha don't worry...I won't quit my day job

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