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Posted: **Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:49 am**

what the nursey ordered.

Try to keep it together when you're

Posted: **Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:35 pm**

addressing the UN General Counsel and you let loose a raunchy ol' fart!

I wonder why mama never told me

Posted: **Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:05 am**

...not to do smack.

During the summer, Santa...

Posted: **Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:44 pm**

ought to go to rehab.

Sometimes I feel useless as...

Posted: **Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:23 pm**

A frog with feathers.

I would like to invite you all to.................

Posted: **Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:06 pm**

a gig.

After busting all of Hairy's skins I....

Posted: **Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:13 pm**

...Prepaired to be shaved bald with a weed eater.

Watching Xanny's hair hit the floor we ....................................

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:43 am**

turned up the 2112 and sipped our coffee.

The dog chewed

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:10 am**

Xanny's hair, then proceeded to kick the bucket.

I'm so lonesome I could...

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:37 pm**

(haha! That's how Delta likes to sleep! when she's under the covers and does that it wakes me up.)

curl up with that puppy and sleep my loneliness away.

For my next experiment...

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:00 pm**

I will put my pop rocks in my peanutbutter.

I wish I had a ............................

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:10 pm**

third arm like Neil and four feet like Bobby Jarzombek!

Drummers rock the

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:46 pm**

entire universe.

It's almost the right time for...

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:48 pm**

Coffee and cheese.

Tonight, let it be ....................

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:10 am**

LOWENBRAU! ***used-to-be good beer***

"Old age and treachery will overcome......

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Complete the sentence . . .