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Posted: **Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:51 pm**

The Sesame St. cookie monster just ate...

Red Windowpane, but now he's onto freebasing cookie dough.

Happy is the person who is least concerned with...

Posted: **Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:24 pm**

obtaining more.

Rich is the man who

Posted: **Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:15 pm**

comes up with a marketing strategy for freebasable cookie dough.

Once a year and only once a year...

Posted: **Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:17 pm**

because if we did it any more than that I'd go broke!

Metal is

Posted: **Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:45 am**

good if its Queensryche.

And I raise my head and stare...

Posted: **Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:05 pm**

as Neil tears loose on one of his solos. How does he do that without hurting himself?

Unless I ged what I want, I'm going to . . .

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:38 am**

appreciate what I get.

Whispering is a good way to

Posted: **Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:51 pm**

not be heard.

Do they make itchy cream for

Posted: **Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:44 pm**

I see cream.

For my next job...

Posted: **Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:00 pm**

I shall interview a man with a tape recorder up his nose.

Until I come back and give you further instructions . . .

Posted: **Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:30 pm**

occupy.

This old man

Posted: **Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:57 pm**

...oh crap, come to think of it that was an old woman.

In all my life, I have never...

Posted: **Sat Dec 15, 2007 5:27 pm**

been able to hit a lawyer with my car but I'll keep trying.

There's a dead 'coon in the road; I

Posted: **Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:21 am**

...think its still fresh enough for th crock pot.

Dalmatians with stripes...

Posted: **Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:29 am**

are like corn snakes with ears.

Now this is just

Complete the sentence . . .