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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:59 pm
by awip2062
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:41 pm
by Big Blue Owl
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:23 am
by CygnusX1
Do you know what happened in California 158 years
ago last fall...
Back in 1850?
California became a state.
-- The people had no electricity...
-- The state had no money...
-- Almost everyone spoke Spanish...and:
There were gunfights in the streets.
So, basically, nothing has changed...Except:
The women had real boobs, and the men didn't hold hands.
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:56 am
by Walkinghairball
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:06 am
by CygnusX1
But wait!
There's more....
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
Open a new file on your computer....
Name it, oh . . . lets' say "Barack Obama."
Yeah, that's the ticket.
Now, send it to the Recycle Bin.
Empty the Recycle Bin.
Your PC will ask you:
"Do you really want to get rid of "Barack Obama?"
Firmly click "Yes."
Feel better?
OUSTANDING! Tomorrow we'll do a "Nancy Pelosi" file, and Monday is
"Joe Biden" day!
(Hey, it beats pitchforks and torches.)
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:37 am
by Big Blue Owl
Yes, whatever gets you through the next 8 years, buddy.
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:44 am
by Walkinghairball
Can we at least get rid of Pelosi????
I can live with the others.
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:50 am
by Big Blue Owl
I'm with you there. Can't stand her googlies.
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:56 am
by CygnusX1
Big Blue Owl wrote:8 years, buddy.
****hearty, belly-shaking laffs****
He's "One and Done" my man.
(Jimmy Carter 2.0)
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:59 am
by Big Blue Owl
Dream on, lover. He's in for the duration and will relay to the next bunch of Democratic freaks in 2016. Get comfy
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:59 am
by Walkinghairball
Her plastic face is one click away from huge bags under the eyes and a goatee.
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:06 am
by CygnusX1
Big Blue Owl wrote:Dream on, lover. He's in for the duration and will relay to the next bunch of Democratic freaks in 2016. Get comfy
No way - no day, Bro.
Stick a fork in Barry O - he's done.
The republican revolt is already underfoot.
First the governors, then...
....Capitol Hill!
It's the perfect storm.
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:16 am
by Big Blue Owl
M'kay.
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:44 am
by CygnusX1
Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:08 am
by CygnusX1
FIRST AMERICAN ECONOMIC REFUGEES
ARRIVE AT CUBA BY RAFT
Film at eleven.