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*does his best Johnny Bravo voice*

I'm only gonna say this once...

Don't... touch... my guitars!

*decides to live on the edge*

*touches Elfie's guitars*

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Berry pretty, berry pretty indeed.

You aren't destructive to guitars, like SHE is! You may touch them.

First, H has NEVER been destructive to my guitars; she always takes goodly care of Tony and Randy.

Second, I don't think you can give me permission to touch Elfie's fiddles.

*pets Elfie's geetars*

Nice geetars.

I meant you could touch mine. And she is destructive, in a way, if she touches a guitar then Myghin will come along and burn it

*hides Tony and Randy to keep them safe from Dweeb!*

awip2062 wrote:Second, I don't think you can give me permission to touch Elfie's fiddles.

*pets Elfie's geetars*

Nice geetars.

YOU I'll let touch them.

Really?

Uh-oh! Now that means I will have to be responisibible and not hurt them.

I would think you have to be more careful if they DON'T allow you to touch them, then you wipe off your fingerprints when you're done. If they let you play them and one breaks then it was just due, it's the law of statistics!

Oh no! You see, by allowing me to touch them, he is showing me he trusts me and I don't want to let him down. Trust is an important possession.

*Lifesonite wrote:No, I didn't mean that. I would take my rage out on my own body, let's go to Denny's!

Cutting your hair?

Never

All the better to scalp you

Then I won't be nearly as sexy, I needs my hair!

Sir Mydweeb would be willing to take the sexy man crown