We could give the blue M&Ms to the fans. Throw them out at the audience along with the guitar picks and drum sticks.
As far as the teeth go, this is the true story:
Back in 1983 when Aeroducttapesmitten was not even a thought, I went to a concert at Glen Helen Regional Park in San Bernadino, California.
Between seeing Ozzy perform and seeing the Scorpions perform (or was it between the Scorpions and the most horrid Van Halen? ah well, doesn't matter the time), an alien space ship came down and visited us. They offered any and all a trip to another gig. A planetary gig where all people, or, er, rather, life-forms, were equals and everyone rocked! So, I decided to take them up on their offer, put my babelfish in my ear, and beamed up.
Well, little known to me, was the fact that planetary gigs are played so loud that it rattles the teeth out of mere humans. There are beings out there that can handle the force of the music, but not us!
Anyhow, I was jamming out to the most amazing guitar solo I have ever seen (of course this guy had twelve hands!) when I looked over at Ozzy (of course he came, he heard about the drugs to be had) and his teeth literally popped right out of his mouth!
Being the rabid John fan that I am, I snatched them up straightaway. But I amazed myself as I tried to hand them back to him.
I couldn't believe I would do that and not try to keep them to myself. Anyway, he turned me down. He didn't want them back!
He mumbled something about how his dentist had made him fangs for his wedding to Shezzy, and he would just put those in when he needed to eat. LOL!
So, those are the teeth you found in my drawer. Not Ghandi's. Ozzy's.
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