Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:17 am
*calls out*
Is there a Pole on the board?
Is there a Pole on the board?
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:20 pm
I can claim a bit of Pole in my heritage.
Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:54 pm
Okay den, zo vas ist vrong wif de Germans?
Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:46 pm
germans are big promoters of sausagefests 
Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:47 pm
And Oktoberfest!!!!!!!! 
Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:55 pm
*fails to see any problem here*
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:13 am
Lithunia
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:36 am
I don't think the problem with Lithuania was being surrounded by Germans.
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:39 pm
1/2 Polish 1/2 Italian (mostly - there's some small % of others....)
my wife calls me a "backwards wop"
my wife calls me a "backwards wop"
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:53 pm
^^^
That's makes you a "Pow."
That's makes you a "Pow."
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:07 pm
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:51 pm
Can I be Batman?
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:26 pm
^^^
That would have been a blast to be part of!
That would have been a blast to be part of!
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:36 pm
*Agrees with t*
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:17 pm
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of
non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying