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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:46 am
by zepboy
am I going to go?
Any suggestions on how I can . . .
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:54 am
by CygnusX1
....get ten pounds of berries in a five pound bucket?
It's SO hot here today.....
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:59 pm
by awip2062
the dry ice is melted!
My cat just...
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:05 pm
by Walkinghairball
Farted the alphabet.
If the sea floods..............................
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:35 pm
by awip2062
maybe Al Gore will be happy?
The speed of thought
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:27 am
by Big Blue Owl
Slows down the speed of love.
With a swish and a flick of my wand
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:27 am
by zepboy
and pixie dust flies all about the place!
When a moment of silence just isn't enough . . .
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:25 pm
by CygnusX1
.....there's always earpugs.
"He who speaks does not know...he who knows_______."
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:35 pm
by zepboy
doesn't always speak.
If you ever forget to do the thread correctly . . .
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:09 am
by KaelMwithascrubbrush
than at least be funny!
Once there was a man with a big fat green...
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:27 pm
by zepboy
wad of cash, and he bought a round for everyone at Schu's pub!
Why would I ever. . .
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:41 pm
by Walkinghairball
Push a car uphill with a rope.
When in Rome.................
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:10 pm
by awip2062
remember the pizza comes with pits in the olives.
Chicken noodle soup is
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:21 am
by zepboy
wet and runny.
When I come in from the cold . . .
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:50 am
by Middle Kingdom
I make chicken noodle soup.
My work day is dragging already, I feel I......