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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:05 am
by Me
YYZ30 wrote:"If the world keeps getting smaller because of technology, why does the price of a postage stamp keep going up?"- MAD magazine
Good quote for today, as yet another rise in the price of stamps goes into effect today.
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 7:13 am
by CygnusX1
"Beware the thorns of the black rose of love, lest your soul they prick."
- Alex Lifeson (liner note from "Victor")
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 6:16 pm
by PV
"It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear."
Norm Peterson... Cheers
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 9:56 pm
by awip2062
I saw the name Norm Peterson, M.D. on a sign today! LOL
Hey, PV! Post more!
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:38 pm
by ElfDude
NORM!!!
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:56 pm
by Walkinghairball
"And always remember, If you can't be an athlete.......... be an athletic supporter."
Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 4:16 am
by Sir Myghin
Walkinghairball wrote:"And always remember, If you can't be an athlete.......... be an athletic supporter."
har har har
Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 4:46 am
by CygnusX1
^^^
^^^
heeheeheeheehee
"Bart, with $10,000 we would be millionaires! We could
buy all kinds of useful things....like...LOVE!" - Homer Simpson
Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 8:01 am
by YYZ30
"The Netherlands are wet, flat and full of stoned people. " -John Entwistle
"I had been shamed by Roger [Daltrey] into doing quite a few tours to help John [Entwistle], who then promptly fucking dies on us." - Pete Townshend
Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 8:31 am
by Big Blue Owl
"Happiness is not in the mere possession of money; it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort."
Franklin Roosevelt
Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 8:43 am
by CygnusX1
"Why don't you fix your little problem and light this candle?"
? Alan B. Shepard (shortly before his historic spaceflight)
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:25 am
by YYZ30
*tapdancing*
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:37 am
by ElfDude
Me wrote:Mr. Potatoe Head wrote:Once upon a time I knew a toolbag named Hairball
His wisdom he wished to impart
On the world by dressing like a fart
and creating a place for people to feel smart
And so a mod came to be known
as a place retards call home
from ElfDude to Zep and Soup to Cyg
just another 4 clan clone that gets stoned
But it's not enough to make a home
it has to be full of idiots who fight
so moderation was thrown
the way graves are sown
"But it's just another chat room,
calm down" you may say
I shall because it's
METHODS ARE SO GAY!
But John is not around
to see my truth be put down
he's toiling with work holding his balls
if any sense he'd nail By-Tor to the fence
A shame of shames I do declear
for By-Tors whores are sore
by such trite and worthless bits like that nonsense fight
instead of write I'd rather be fucked by a donkey all night
Alas, all the limericks should say
exactly why I came here today
not to view your comments of the day
but to say; I'm better than you in each and everyway!
THAT'S HOW YOU HIJACK A THREAD PROPERLY!
FAGGOTS
By-Tor has been HIJACKED!
And quite thoroughly at that!
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 7:49 pm
by zepboy
"Shut the door! I'm tryin' to poop!"
-Matt, a friend of mine
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:55 am
by CygnusX1
"My advice to you....Is to start drinking heavily..."
- John Belushi as "Bluto" in the movie "Animal House"