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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2004 3:42 pm
by awip2062
Dear Dr.,

Why does the fox wera socks?

Signed,

Blue Goo

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2004 6:19 pm
by Xanadu
Cuz focks wear Sox :D

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2004 10:54 pm
by Aerosmitten
Me Dear Dr Spudly,
Why did the fox hork Xanny's socks?
Signed, Mr Knox Sir

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 11:42 am
by awip2062
Dear Dr. Me Spud,

My sister stole my snickers bar after I knocked her down for something she did that I didn't like.

How can I ged my Snickers back since she is taller than I and I can't reach it?

Signed,

Help! Help! I am repressing and being repressed!

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 7:18 pm
by Mr. Potatoe Head
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Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:43 am
by Aerosmitten
Me Dear Dr. Spudly,
If I never mind, won't I ged in a lot of trouble?
Signed, Dazed and Confused

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 11:39 pm
by awip2062
Dear Doc,

I cut my toe. Help!

Signed,
Owie!

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 8:27 am
by Xanadu
I am schizophrenic....last night I skipped my meds and had a nice trip....does it still kill brain cells? 8)

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 1:15 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear Owie,

Tell Neil to kiss it make it all better.

Signed, the assistand Dr H

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 1:20 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear Xanny,

Next time take Geddy on a trip to the ice cream store, he likes the chocolate best.

Signed, the assistand Dr H

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 4:19 pm
by Xanadu
H,

He is still in his cage for running away.

XxanN

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 11:22 pm
by Aerosmitten
Dear XxanN,

Make sure he learns his lesson well before you let him out, eh? (I think he learned his bad behavior from Craig though, so you might want to watch out next time Craig comes around)

Signed, the assistand Dr. H

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 9:51 am
by awip2062
Dear Asst. Dr. H,

But PV won't let me have Neil. :cry:

Signed,

Neilly-sad

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2004 12:30 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear Neilly-sad,
Don't forged that Ellwood is yours!

Signed, the assistand Dr. H

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2004 10:10 am
by awip2062
Dear Asst. Dr. H,

KaelMWithALoveForRush made me choose what three CDs I would take if I could only have three. I didn't choose any Iron Maiden or Judas Priest. Am I okay? Do I need to run to the hills? Must I go to Desert Plains? Will Rob scream at me? Will Bruce fire off his Air-Raid siren?

Signed,

At least I chose lots of Sabbath stuff