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I never liked him.



*Flying elbow drops Zed.*

Walkinghairball wrote: Woah there................never mess with the marbles!!!


*Cheese graters Ak's forhead till it becomes pulp.*

Your marbles have the consistency of mashed potatoes.


I didn't need the skin on my forehead anyway.

*covers forhead* Ouch

***walks in swingin' serious lumber***

I gotta put up with beach traffic gridlock on the way home, so I'm
ten-feet-tall-and-bulletproof today.

Want some? Come get some.

**locks and loads Louisville Slugger**

Siggy's bat is impressive. Let me show you an old trick I learned.


*takes bat, drills out top like corking a bat, smelts a couple of lead fishing weights, and fills the void*

Try that.

hmmmm.....thankyeeew Zed!


**Gets off a couple of test swings**

**nails AK in the breadbasket**

now you won't worry about that bloody ground-up forehead one bit.

Mashed taters huh.


Fuggin funny.


I have no reply to that.

CygnusX1 wrote:hmmmm.....thankyeeew Zed!


**Gets off a couple of test swings**

**nails AK in the breadbasket**

now you won't worry about that bloody ground-up forehead one bit.

*lying on the floor* Why'd you do it, Zed? WHY?

Skin is so overrated anyway.

*waiting for the perfect time to stand up*

*tases T4E*

Wow, this thread is slippin'....

Yeah, it has been a while.

*Drives my work forklift over Zed's foot*

You could have ran it over my BAD foot....thanks!


*kicks Hairy in the ass*

YYZ30 wrote:You could have ran it over my BAD foot....thanks!


*kicks Hairy in the ass*

With what?

You have a bad foot, and a flat squished flipper of a foot.

*Sticks my finger thru Zeds eye sockets and starts swinging him around the room by his skull.*

*Sticks my finger thru Zeds eye sockets and starts swinging him around the room by his skull.*

WTF!!! tough room..

*leaves before I get swung around by my skull*

*lassoes Soup like a doggie in a rodeo*

I don't think so pal....

*swings him like a ragdoll*

as long as its not by my skull or my junk..

Och, but that could be fun