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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:11 am
by Walkinghairball
schuette wrote:it's snowing in Hawaii
And then??!?!?!??!?!?
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:19 am
by Big Blue Owl
And then there's Maude...That old compromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizing, Right on Maude!
It's easy to feel old when
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:09 pm
by schuette
when your in a pub full of young people!
a bowl is good for..
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:19 pm
by Big Blue Owl
A haircut!
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A spoon is good for
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:55 pm
by zepboy
Whackin the kids on the hiney when they been bad (a big wooden one)!
When I don't have a big wooden spoon, I use. . .
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 12:26 am
by Walkinghairball
Hot wheel tracks.................5 of them, taped together at one end for maximum whappage!!!
So, now that you all got a peep into my childhood,.............
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:55 am
by schuette
I'm scared
when I spring clean I...
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:39 am
by Fridge
wear a frilly dress and dance the Fandango....
The trouble with the Aristotelian take on entropy is.....
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:27 am
by zepboy
It fails to accurately take into account variations in allotropic phase tranformation as well as energy/mass conversion ratios.
As Isaac Newton said, "If you have too much mass . . .
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:39 am
by schuette
lose some weight
when looking in people's windows remember to...
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:54 am
by Walkinghairball
Lick the glass.
If you don't tie your shoes..................
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:19 am
by schuette
you'll end up with a face like mine
the trees are budding and..
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:19 pm
by zepboy
budding and budding and budding . . .
Yo bud . . .
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:13 pm
by Walkinghairball
Are you gonna eat all that spinach parmesian?
When going on a road trip it is good to.........................
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:16 pm
by awip2062
make sure to stop in Gardener for t's l. mocha fix if you want the trip to be a happy one.
Don't forget to pack the