By-Tor.com

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 6:10 am**

Once upon a time I knew a toolbag named Hairball
His wisdom he wished to impart
On the world by dressing like a fart
and creating a place for people to feel smart

And so a mod came to be known
as a place retards call home
from ElfDude to Zep and Soup to Cyg
just another 4 clan clone that gets stoned

But it's not enough to make a home
it has to be full of idiots who fight
so moderation was thrown
the way graves are sown

"But it's just another chat room,
calm down" you may say
I shall because it's
METHODS ARE SO GAY!

But John is not around
to see my truth be put down
he's toiling with work holding his balls
if any sense he'd nail By-Tor to the fence

A shame of shames I do declear
for By-Tors whores are sore
by such trite and worthless bits like that nonsense fight
instead of write I'd rather be fucked by a donkey all night

Alas, all the limericks should say
exactly why I came here today
not to view your comments of the day
but to say; I'm better than you in each and everyway!

THAT'S HOW YOU HIJACK A THREAD PROPERLY!
FAGGOTS

Posted: **Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:15 am**

Nighty night, bye for now...time to maybe ged some shuteye

Posted: **Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:44 pm**

Gots to go. See ya all tomorrow.

Posted: **Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:01 pm**

Y'all be safe and have a good weekend.

Out.

Posted: **Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:06 pm**

Just popped in to see if you all was burning down the house...........I go now!

Posted: **Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:22 pm**

Watch out
You might get what you're after

Posted: **Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:07 am**

Lunch time!

Posted: **Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:10 am**

Walkinghairball wrote:Just popped in to see if you all was burning down the house...........I go now!

"Forget your high society I'm soakin' it in Kerosene"

*plays with matches*

Posted: **Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:28 pm**

Good night boys and girls....

Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine!

See ya on the flip side.

Posted: **Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:00 am**

Well, time to get ready for work. See ya from there in a lil bit.

Posted: **Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:05 am**

Was it something I said again? I hear crickets, see tumbleweeds. I'll go for a bit and maybe it'll fill up again. I'd be great at 2am in a bar. Clear it out in minutes, I would

Posted: **Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:08 am**

Need to get ready for work and stuff. I'll pick up later. CHIA folkses.

Posted: **Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:22 am**

Walkinghairball wrote:Need to get ready for work and stuff. I'll pick up later. CHIA folkses.

Take it sleazy Brudda man. See ya on the flip.

Posted: **Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:05 am**

CygnusX1 wrote:
Walkinghairball wrote:Need to get ready for work and stuff. I'll pick up later. CHIA folkses.
Take it sleazy Brudda man. See ya on the flip.

I'm here now. But not for long.

Posted: **Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:14 am**

Walkinghairball wrote:
CygnusX1 wrote:
Walkinghairball wrote:Need to get ready for work and stuff. I'll pick up later. CHIA folkses.
Take it sleazy Brudda man. See ya on the flip.

I'm here now. But not for long.

GET TO WORK!

Laters Bro.

By-Tor.com

night night/bye for now