Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:35 pm
bet the guys with the biggish 'lunchboxes' enjoyed wearing it 
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:41 pm
Never heared of a, "Jonny Longshot", being called a "Lunchbox".....LMFAO!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:29 pm
Never heard of a Jonny Longshot 
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:09 pm
um...depends who's wearing it 
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:10 pm
THESE GUYS....definitely NOT 
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:36 pm
you've got me confused nowCygnusX1 wrote:um...depends who's wearing it
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:54 pm
spandex silly....men should never wear spandex...
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:22 pm
After the last child was born, the wife told me we had to cut back on expenses....
I had to give up drinking beer. (I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.)
Anyway, I gave it up...but I noticed the other day, when she came home from grocery shopping,
that the receipt included $45 in makeup.
I said, "Wait a minute! I've given up beer, and you haven't given up
anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back....
I had to give up drinking beer. (I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.)
Anyway, I gave it up...but I noticed the other day, when she came home from grocery shopping,
that the receipt included $45 in makeup.
I said, "Wait a minute! I've given up beer, and you haven't given up
anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back....
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:46 pm
ohhhhhh that was cruel
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:15 pm
I wouldn't be back.
But, I don't wear makeup, so.....
Here is a joke:
What do you get when you play new age music backwards?
--New age music
and another
How do you get a record company executive geek out of a tree?
--Cut the rope
But, I don't wear makeup, so.....
Here is a joke:
What do you get when you play new age music backwards?
--New age music
and another
How do you get a record company executive geek out of a tree?
--Cut the rope
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:34 am
it's a JOKE people! 
I'm not really that way...you don't stay married 26 years acting like that...belie'dat playa
good one awip
Q: What happens when you play a country song backwards?
A: Your dog doesn't die, your wife comes home, you get your truck back, you make your house payment and you can suddenly drink without
in yer beer
I'm not really that way...you don't stay married 26 years acting like that...belie'dat playa good one awip
Q: What happens when you play a country song backwards?
A: Your dog doesn't die, your wife comes home, you get your truck back, you make your house payment and you can suddenly drink without
in yer beer Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:02 am
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:48 am
I used to play my C+W records backwards (mainly Kenny Rogers and The Statler Brothers) for my friends so they could hear the backmasting on them.CygnusX1 wrote:
Q: What happens when you play a country song backwards?
A: Your dog doesn't die, your wife comes home, you get your truck back, you make your house payment and you can suddenly drink without
My friends claimed to really hear backmasting.
See? It wasn't just the rockers! Led Zepplin and The Beatles didn't have a corner on the Satan market!
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:47 am
okayokay....
A lawyer gets pulled over for apparently doing a "rolling stop" at an intersection...
The police officer gets outta his vehicle, approaches the driver, and asks him for ID, license, POI, etc....Then the officer asks, "Sir, do you know why I stopped you?"
The lawyer responds, "No officer...Why DID you pull me over?"
The officer responds, "I witnessed you slowing down-but not stopping for the stop sign right over there"....
The lawyer volleys back, "Officer, could you explain the difference between slowing down and stopping?"
"Yessir" The officer replied...."Step outta the vehicle, and I will demonstrate the concept for you"...
Being interested, the lawyer obliges the officer's request and exits his vehicle, where upon the officer proceeds to pummel him viciously with his billy club...
The lawyer, obvoiusly aware as to the apparent excessive use of force, yells "STOP IT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING???"
The officer retorted, "Do you want me to slow down or stop?"
(yeahyeah...it's an old one, but it's still got teeth )
A lawyer gets pulled over for apparently doing a "rolling stop" at an intersection...
The police officer gets outta his vehicle, approaches the driver, and asks him for ID, license, POI, etc....Then the officer asks, "Sir, do you know why I stopped you?"
The lawyer responds, "No officer...Why DID you pull me over?"
The officer responds, "I witnessed you slowing down-but not stopping for the stop sign right over there"....
The lawyer volleys back, "Officer, could you explain the difference between slowing down and stopping?"
"Yessir" The officer replied...."Step outta the vehicle, and I will demonstrate the concept for you"...
Being interested, the lawyer obliges the officer's request and exits his vehicle, where upon the officer proceeds to pummel him viciously with his billy club...
The lawyer, obvoiusly aware as to the apparent excessive use of force, yells "STOP IT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING???"
The officer retorted, "Do you want me to slow down or stop?"
(yeahyeah...it's an old one, but it's still got teeth
)Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:15 pm
Very <i> sharp </i>, sir.
