Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 10:26 am
I'm going to Scotland, damnit! 
TPTPN is fond of a certain native U.S.er
TPTPN is fond of a certain native U.S.er
TNPTP will make a funny.
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Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 10:28 am
Yes I am, but my H-Bomb is out of town
TNPTP will make a funny.
TNPTP will make a funny.
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 10:32 am
I just farted is that funny...?
TNPTP will tell a joke
TNPTP will tell a joke
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 10:34 am
The joke is in the sexy dude thread.
TNPTP will be kind and delete that post I made there for me.
TNPTP will be kind and delete that post I made there for me.
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 1:56 pm
TAKE ME WITH YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUU!Zivo wrote:I'm going to Scotland, damnit!
You can drop me off in Falkirk on your way to Schuey! PLEEEEEEEEASE!!!
Oh and jigsaw is adorable!
And I can't delete posts.....soz, Liffie.
TNPTP thinks I should stow away in Zivo's luggage!
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 2:56 pm
^^^
Climb aboard, Meddy! We'll be there before ya knows it
TNPTP has been known as a "frequent flier"
Climb aboard, Meddy! We'll be there before ya knows it
TNPTP has been known as a "frequent flier"
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 3:45 pm
TNPTP has been known as a "frequent flier"
In my own mind does that count?
TNPTP has hitch hiking storys to tell
In my own mind does that count?
TNPTP has hitch hiking storys to tell
Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2004 3:54 pm
Ummm apparantly there is nobody who has any stories like that...
TNPTP has a zit.
TNPTP has a zit.
Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2004 4:25 pm
Ummm apparantly- you have a tripping zit
TNPTP realizes lifes balance is in a microchip
TNPTP realizes lifes balance is in a microchip
Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2004 5:19 pm
Yes, our great computers fill the hallowed halls.
TNPTP will do another lyric, or else
TNPTP will do another lyric, or else
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:13 am
Now there's no more oak oppression,
For they passed a noble law,
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe, and saw.
TNPTP will give us a lyric of something apart from Rush..
For they passed a noble law,
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe, and saw.
TNPTP will give us a lyric of something apart from Rush..
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:21 am
Roach-girl sat at her vanity table
Trying to hide her hideous features
Paintbrush in one tentacle, scraper in the other
Trying not to look like God's lowest creature
Rat-boy runs around his shit-hole
Playing with his dick
He thinks that one more time around will do the trick
His gnarled whiskers twitch as she knocks at the door
What can I do for you, roach infested whore!
Roach-girl and Rat-boy together at last
Brought to life a rotting stench
Murdering the past
TPTPN is laughing
Trying to hide her hideous features
Paintbrush in one tentacle, scraper in the other
Trying not to look like God's lowest creature
Rat-boy runs around his shit-hole
Playing with his dick
He thinks that one more time around will do the trick
His gnarled whiskers twitch as she knocks at the door
What can I do for you, roach infested whore!
Roach-girl and Rat-boy together at last
Brought to life a rotting stench
Murdering the past
TPTPN is laughing
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:24 am
I was laughing and now I'm smiling
TNPTP will tell me if Zivo made those lyrics up
TNPTP will tell me if Zivo made those lyrics up
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:59 am
Yes, that's the beginning of a song I wrote called "Roach-girl and Rat-boy. A revenge song about an X I was with for 10 years and the whore she became. Rat-boy is a former guitarist. The lyrics get disgusting (delightful) from this point on. Maybe I'll post this song on my site.
TPTPN likes a good, naughty joke
TPTPN likes a good, naughty joke
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 10:13 am
That would be Me and I was laughing my ass off at your lyrics. It's always nice when I hope on for a bit and get a good laugh you guys are great
TNPTP Will tell a whopper of a joke and make it really, really dirt soaked please.
TNPTP Will tell a whopper of a joke and make it really, really dirt soaked please.