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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:27 am
by schuette
LOL!!
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:31 am
by Walkinghairball
A lion, a gorilla, and a chicken are having drinks at the local bar.
After a few rounds....................... the boasting starts.
The lion say's, "I'm the king of the jungle. When I ROAR everything runs away in terror."
The gorilla, not to be out done say's, "No, I'm the king of the jungle. When I get to POUNDING MY CHEST, everything runs away in terror."
The chicken is silent.
The lion and gorilla both look to the chicken for it's boast.
The chicken then say's, "ROARING.................POUNDING THE CHEST".....
"PAH!"
"When I SNEEZE..................10 million people shit themselves.
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:52 am
by CygnusX1
tre' cool
lol
Brokeback Mountain Supply List
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:11 am
by CygnusX1
Brokeback Mountain Supply List
WEEK ONE
* Beans
* Bacon
* Coffee
* Whiskey
WEEK TWO
* Beans
* Ham
* Coffee
* Whiskey
WEEK THREE
* Beans al fresca
* Thin-sliced Bacon
* Hazelnut Coffee
* Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
* K-Y gel
WEEK FOUR
* Beans en salade
* Pancetta
* Coffee (espresso grind)
* 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
* 2 tubes K-Y gel
WEEK FIVE
* Fresh Fava beans
* Jasmine rice
* Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
* Medallions of veal
* Porcini mushrooms
* 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
* 1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
* 5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
* 1 extra large bottle Astro-glide
WEEK SIX
* Yukon Gold potatoes
* Heavy whipping cream
* Asparagus (very thin)
* Organic Eggs
* Spanish Lemons
* Gruyere cheese (well aged)
* Crushed Walnuts
* Arugula
* Clarified Butter
* Extra Virgin Olive oil
* Pure Balsamic vinegar
* 6 yards white silk organdy
* 6 yards pale ivory taffeta
* 3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
* Large tin Crisco
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:46 am
by awip2062
LOL!
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:32 pm
by CygnusX1
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:39 pm
by schuette
that was funny siggy
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:55 am
by CygnusX1
yeah...it WAS wasn't it? it'll ruffle some feathers, but hey....you gotta laff
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 11:33 am
by CygnusX1
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:39 pm
by schuette
hahahahaha
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:22 pm
by CygnusX1
I was on the side of interstate changing a tire one day, and someone pulls in behind my vehicle, gets out, and proceeds to ask me the dumbest question:
"Hey dude! You have a flat?" (Ugh...I'm stoked now)
I responded in kind: "No a*shole, I rotate my tires every 3000 miles, no matter WHERE-THE-HELL I'm at!"
....and people wonder why I drink!
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:43 pm
by awip2062
Why DO you drink, Siggs?
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:40 pm
by schuette
There's a question!
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:43 am
by CygnusX1
it eases the overwhelming urge to choke the life outta idiots
just kiddin'....don't drink much at all...this is a JOKE thread, right?
jus' checkin'.....
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:46 am
by awip2062
I think Spandex was invented as a joke.
