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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:53 am
by Xanadu
Dear Spud,
Weezing noodles pile into cars for a mechanical lift. Long forgotten strides of lingering legs paddle in their sleep.
Signed,
Cyberian Husky
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:09 am
by Mr. Potatoe Head
Xanadu wrote:Dear Spud,
Weezing noodles pile into cars for a mechanical lift. Long forgotten strides of lingering legs paddle in their sleep.
Signed,
Cyberian Husky
Dear Cyberian Husky,
Travelers song of ecclesiatical merits mirrors chronicles of sharp turns
in our magnetic fields of dreams
HUGS,
Spud
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:57 am
by Mr. Potatoe Head
Dear Pastrami Peeps,
The doctors office will be closed from the 5th of Nov till the 12th please refer all of your question to the good doctor H and if she isn't around the good doctor Xanadu will do too.
All medication is in the mail.
HUGS,
Dr. Spud
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:06 pm
by awip2062
Dear Doc,
Why is it all so pretty?
Signed,
Standing Amazed at Nature's Beauty
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:49 pm
by Mr. Potatoe Head
awip2062 wrote:Dear Doc,
Why is it all so pretty?
Signed,
Standing Amazed at Nature's Beauty
Dear SAANB,
Because your mind is.
HUGS,
Spud
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:28 pm
by Xanadu
Dear Spud,
Vertical flounder slice through books reading every line. Their eyes locked into sentences tracks pages long. How do I get them looking into the heavens again?
Signed,
Fish Bones
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:14 am
by Mr. Potatoe Head
Xanadu wrote:Dear Spud,
Vertical flounder slice through books reading every line. Their eyes locked into sentences tracks pages long. How do I get them looking into the heavens again?
Signed,
Fish Bones
Dear Fish Bones,
Crowds of people gathering on slanted slops, flying in, swooping down,
Scooping up, swirling around, down is up, and up is down. Skins of chickens as headless lizards and
Turquoise turtles turn inside out. Knowing monsters munching on neck bones....
swim- swim- swim...
HUGS,
Spud
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:32 am
by CygnusX1
Esteemed Dr. Spuds,
I have a two-part question:
Why is the crux of the biscuit the apostrophe, and why
do fur trappers go upside the head of my favorite baby
seals with a lead-filled snowshoe?
Signed,
Nanook
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:44 am
by Mr. Potatoe Head
CygnusX1 wrote:Esteemed Dr. Spuds,
I have a two-part question:
Why is the crux of the biscuit the apostrophe, and why
do fur trappers go upside the head of my favorite baby
seals with a lead-filled snowshoe?
Signed,
Nanook
Dear Nanook,
You frighten Me.
It is the cause and effect of Burgoo soup.
HUGS,
Spud
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:33 am
by Xanadu
Dear Spud,
King kangaroos suspeded in an endless hop trailed by fearless floating fish. Taxidermied tuskbearing mamoths still wise thinking up clouds of dust with shifting shapes.
Signed,
Anonymous Animals
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:01 am
by Mr. Potatoe Head
Xanadu wrote:Dear Spud,
King kangaroos suspeded in an endless hop trailed by fearless floating fish. Taxidermied tuskbearing mamoths still wise thinking up clouds of dust with shifting shapes.
Signed,
Anonymous Animals
Dear Anonymous Animals,
Skinless buffaloes riding ferris wheels eating cotton candy while ants square dance to "One Little Victory" on worn out rugs. Condors of colorful canyons whistling dixie watching squirels dumpster diving naked in the streets.
Hugs,
Spud
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:20 pm
by awip2062
Dear Dr Spudly,
Where are the pictures?
Signed,
Wants to See
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:00 am
by Xanadu
Dear Doctors,
Can I be your pharmacist?
Signed,
Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:52 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear Doc,
It's morning!
Signed, Time To Wake Up
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:38 pm
by awip2062
Dear Doctor,
What kind of drinks do you put on a multiplication table?
Signed,
Fibonocci