Dr.Spuds Physco Therapy

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:54 pm

Dear miscer me taters,

Flipping rubberbands pull at my hair another way they stretch to the limits...hmmmm....circles...flex...snap...zip...crash...n...nnnn....no not the rubberbands...or the paperclips...or..wait...ITS THE SAFETY PINS!!!

Signed,
Pinned

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:19 pm

Dear Doc Tater,

I am on vacation having a great time, but my people back home are going to the ER and throwing up and...*sigh* What do you do when you can't take care of them?

Signed,

Torn

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:08 pm

Dear Nurse,

Monstrous babies drown in their mothers milk...Word milk attacks the lungs and they fill with cheese.

Chicks suffocate insde their eggs as the shell closes in from the pressure of the Words outside

The unborn await their death and the Words wait outside the womb

Singed, Loo Loo

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:22 pm

Dear Dr. Spudly,

Things are going well for me at the moment. Should I duck?

Signed,

Ummmmmmmmm......

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:14 am

Dear Doc,

Tomatoe skin bruises easily and bully bananas threaten form the trees.

Signed,
Potatoe bath

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:17 am

Hey Doc,

Thanks for the advice...Doing great, but I'll get over it.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:53 am

Dear Dr.,

Saul has killed thousands and David's killed tens of thousands. What shall we do about Saul's low self esteem due to this?

Signed,

Absalom

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:05 pm

Dear Dr H is back...don't expect any relevant or useful advice, now please go home.

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:09 pm

Me will be glad your back

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:29 pm

I've missed Me.

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:37 pm

look in a mirror

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:20 pm

Dear Dr. H,

What if I was already at home when you told me to go home.

Signed,

Home Again Jiggety-Jigg

Mr. Potatoe Head · Post by **Mr. Potatoe Head** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:51 am

Dear fellow "RUSH" patients,

Dr. Spud is back along with Dr. H at your service!

Any complex symptoms abnormalities anticipating complicated overwhelming feelings don't be concerned we are here on a mission
My first bit of advice.........

(((((((((((give someone a "HUG" today)))))))))))

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:55 am

Dear Dr. Potatoe Head,

Any advice on proper monkey spankage? Should I hug prior to spanking?

Mr. Potatoe Head · Post by **Mr. Potatoe Head** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:15 am

Big Blue Owl wrote:Dear Dr. Potatoe Head,

Any advice on proper monkey spankage? Should I hug prior to spanking?

Spankage went out a long time ago as it can trigger an uneasy feeling
my recommendation would be to get a pocket full of shrimp as it will reveal many abnormalities of this mustachio-twirling villain of the trees.

HUGS,

Dr. Spud

And don't forget the ice cream