Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:52 am
Barbie Doll Collection.
Getting the eyes dialated is................................
Getting the eyes dialated is................................
not fun for me.
Today's snowstorm is......
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:01 am
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:37 pm
not here, somewhere else.
If no two flakes are the same . . .
If no two flakes are the same . . .
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:15 pm
...there must be an edge on one of them that can cut through Words! 
I left my kid alone with Barbie and...
I left my kid alone with Barbie and...
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:44 pm
now my kid isn't anatomically correct.
When I get a can of whipped cream . . .
When I get a can of whipped cream . . .
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:22 pm
Even the fish stop swimming. 
(Sorry man, couldn't help it.)
The square root of chicken salad is..................................
(Sorry man, couldn't help it.)
The square root of chicken salad is..................................
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:44 am
equal to the mayonaise raised to the power of beak.
The most interesting thing about toejam is . . .
The most interesting thing about toejam is . . .
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:42 am
You only need ten toe's to get a bunch of it.
When the alarm clock goes off...........................
When the alarm clock goes off...........................
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:35 am
the wall ends up with another clock shaped dent
the guy walking down the road
the guy walking down the road
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:13 pm
just might be the dude you were looking for.
When it fits too tight . . .
When it fits too tight . . .
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:14 pm
some people think it is just right.
They say he has to go, go, go...
They say he has to go, go, go...
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:42 am
Johnny go go go Johnny go go go Johnny go go go Johnny go go
Johnny B. Goode
Chuck Berry was
Johnny B. Goode
Chuck Berry was
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:47 am
not good for jam after all.
The trash truck that prowls the neighborhood . . . .
The trash truck that prowls the neighborhood . . . .
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:03 am
is driven by a really nice guy who beeps his horn and waves at everyone
one two...
one two...
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:45 am
buckle my shoe
the sum of 3 six packs is.......
the sum of 3 six packs is.......