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Ogg wrote:Now wait one minute, I will NOT be intimidated by a mere female (who should be in the kitchen and ignorant of the workings of the net anyway). I will make a stand!..for all us BT males...

one thing my dear .....we are not mere females.......remember 'behind every great man there's a even greater woman' ....and also if we were to be in the kitchen and not on the net then you wouldn't have our delightful company

you knew I was gonna reply to that, quite frankly insulting comment, but I bet you didn't know I would do it in a civilised non-swearing manner
but if you say something like that again I'll come down there and kick your fucking head in!!

you also knew my non-swearing couldn't last

Schu, you got me thinkin'. Ya know that they say the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world. I remind myself of that from time to time when I start to feel like I am wasting my life. I have to remember that what I do as a mum, and as a teacher, shapes the lives of my kids, affects their marriages, and will shape my grandkids too.

Ogg, I know you love me. I never duct-tape anyone I don't like anyway.

I have to remember that what I do as a mum, and as a teacher, shapes the lives of my kids, affects their marriages, and will shape my grandkids too.

I like the insight awip. I tell my children I love them and am so proud of them every single day (even my eldest daughter who is almost twenty!). Might be something to do with my bloody awful upbringing but my children know a life of praise, compliments and encouragement. Despite the fact that they, of course, can be monsters sometimes .

Changing the subject:

*grinning, hands back the duct-tape for another go*

but if you say something like that again I'll come down there and kick your fucking head in!!

Ogg wrote:Changing the subject:

*grinning, hands back the duct-tape for another go*

Oh, I see. You LIKE it?

Hmmm......

*t takes the tape and looks at it*

Wrong colour. If you want me to tape you, I need another colour.

*opens her trusty briefcase o' fun*

Pick a color, any color. We also have handcuffs, with or without fur lining, and various whips, chains, whistles, and other such accessories that it'd be best not for me to name in the presence of minors.

*trembles with anticiapation*

*sorts through the briefcase and thinks*

This is good. I must consider how to do this well. Oh, the heck with it!

*grabs the briefcase and uses every last bit of the items within on Ogg*

Thanks, Med! Doesn't he look purdy?

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

*beams with pride at the work of art that Ogg has become*

Ummmm...Med, do you think he can breathe?

*beams with pride at the work of art that Ogg has become*

True true. yes it is a burden having the body of an Adonis AND perfectly formed cheekbones. My masculinity, whilst often overpowering, seems almost accentuated by your attention.. It's good to be in touch with one's feminine side and I'm so pleased that I appeal to the both of you. I insist you have your wicked way with me...you've earned it!

*retrieves the duct-tape, bag of tricks and a few inventions of my own*

Now it's MY turn .

*cocks eyebrow*

Really? Do you realize you've still got the hood on and have wandered into the closet?

*giggles at Ogg hobbling in the closet talking to the oilcoats*

Oh, you silly, silly, white man.