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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 6:03 pm
by Walkinghairball
Them birds have nasty peckers too. *reminds everyone to kindly remove minds from the gutter*

They are vicious beasties.

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:39 am
by Big Blue Owl
Cool, Ogg. I missed your adventures. Glad they are back.

Ducks and geese are pricks :-D

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:44 am
by Walkinghairball
Big Blue Owl wrote:Cool, Ogg. I missed your adventures. Glad they are back.

Ducks and geese are pricks :-D
Especially on the golf course..................they steal the ball when they can.

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:44 pm
by Ogg
Big Blue Owl wrote:Cool, Ogg. I missed your adventures. Glad they are back.

Ducks and geese are pricks :-D
Oh man I've really 'lol'd several times the night. I'm in the middle of an enforced five day mail strike at the mo' so adventures as and when.

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:47 pm
by Mr. Potatoe Head
Ahhh' Ogg the post man and his travel's are back :-D

Those ducks and geese can leave a nasty bite and some won't let go once they bite you.

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:39 am
by Big Blue Owl
Owww! I've got a bird on my bird! Help!

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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:58 pm
by Wendy
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Wave a flag at the bird and he'll jump off and go swimming.

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:48 pm
by Ogg
Big Blue Owl wrote: Ducks and geese are pricks :-D
:-D

This is the mottled brown bastid that's causing me so much grief! I tell you this now...one day soon we are going to have words! :-)


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...and this is 'Cletus', I forget the breed but don't let the pic fool you, this dawg is massive. Thank Ged he has the intellect of a line dancer and the temperament of a stoner :-)

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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:58 pm
by awip2062
LOL! Great description of the dog, Ogg. I woulda spewed if I'd had a sip of my POM at the time I read that.

:-D

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:58 pm
by Walkinghairball
Bologna sammich hurts coming out the nose by the way.


Thanks bro. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:41 pm
by Wendy
Goose solution - Popcorn? Canada geese gobble it right up.
Just don't run out of treats or you really have to run then!
They have raspy toothed beaks, ever been rasped by a goose?

Cletus would have a great time with them if he could.

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:14 am
by Big Blue Owl
Ha! Great narrative, Ogg. Your rounds could make a pretty good sit-com. Do you deliver to "Daisy and Onslow" by any chance?

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:32 am
by CygnusX1
Wendy wrote:ever been rasped by a goose?
I have. I rasped him BACK. :razz:

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:36 am
by ElfDude
Big Blue Owl wrote:Ha! Great narrative, Ogg. Your rounds could make a pretty good sit-com. Do you deliver to "Daisy and Onslow" by any chance?
:-D

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 6:17 am
by Mr. Potatoe Head
Thoroughly enjoy your reads Ogg. Just looking at that mottled brown bastard ah' I mean bastid ahhhhhhhh' no not really, they are mean, mean MEAN!