Post-Rider (Travels on the Delivery Road)

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 6:03 pm

Them birds have nasty peckers too. *reminds everyone to kindly remove minds from the gutter*

They are vicious beasties.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:39 am

Cool, Ogg. I missed your adventures. Glad they are back.

Ducks and geese are pricks

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:44 am

Big Blue Owl wrote:Cool, Ogg. I missed your adventures. Glad they are back.

Ducks and geese are pricks

Especially on the golf course..................they steal the ball when they can.

Ogg · Post by **Ogg** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:44 pm

Big Blue Owl wrote:Cool, Ogg. I missed your adventures. Glad they are back.

Ducks and geese are pricks

Oh man I've really 'lol'd several times the night. I'm in the middle of an enforced five day mail strike at the mo' so adventures as and when.

Mr. Potatoe Head · Post by **Mr. Potatoe Head** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:47 pm

Ahhh' Ogg the post man and his travel's are back

Those ducks and geese can leave a nasty bite and some won't let go once they bite you.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:39 am

Owww! I've got a bird on my bird! Help!

Wendy · Post by **Wendy** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:58 pm

Wave a flag at the bird and he'll jump off and go swimming.

Ogg · Post by **Ogg** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:48 pm

Big Blue Owl wrote: Ducks and geese are pricks

This is the mottled brown bastid that's causing me so much grief! I tell you this now...one day soon we are going to have words!

...and this is 'Cletus', I forget the breed but don't let the pic fool you, this dawg is massive. Thank Ged he has the intellect of a line dancer and the temperament of a stoner

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:58 pm

LOL! Great description of the dog, Ogg. I woulda spewed if I'd had a sip of my POM at the time I read that.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:58 pm

Bologna sammich hurts coming out the nose by the way.

Thanks bro.

Wendy · Post by **Wendy** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:41 pm

Goose solution - Popcorn? Canada geese gobble it right up.
Just don't run out of treats or you really have to run then!
They have raspy toothed beaks, ever been rasped by a goose?

Cletus would have a great time with them if he could.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:14 am

Ha! Great narrative, Ogg. Your rounds could make a pretty good sit-com. Do you deliver to "Daisy and Onslow" by any chance?

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:32 am

Wendy wrote:ever been rasped by a goose?

I have. I rasped him BACK.

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:36 am

Big Blue Owl wrote:Ha! Great narrative, Ogg. Your rounds could make a pretty good sit-com. Do you deliver to "Daisy and Onslow" by any chance?

Mr. Potatoe Head · Post by **Mr. Potatoe Head** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 6:17 am

Thoroughly enjoy your reads Ogg. Just looking at that mottled brown bastard ah' I mean bastid ahhhhhhhh' no not really, they are mean, mean MEAN!