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Turkey Recipe
courtesy of
"Professor Pooch"

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR Jack Daniels

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

Have a GREAT Thanksgiving everyone.

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I hope everybody has a good Thanksgiving this year.

This time of year, for some reason, always seems to have pretty high emotions involved. For example, I got married the day after Thanksgiving in 1985. Was going through divorce proceedings at the same time of year, 16 years later. Seems like every year there's been some big up or down right about now.

This year, though I find myself slightly ill with a cold/cough/sore throat, etc., and even though my children are with their mother this holiday instead of with me, it's still a time for me to be very thankful. As you all know, I've had litigation against me (and my kids as far as I'm concerned) going on for almost three years. I've lost count of how many thousands of dollars I've paid (and have yet to pay) in attorney fees. Worse than that has been the emotional drain. But earlier this week, at the end of the second day of trial in the courtroom, the judge ruled completely in my favor. I cannot be grateful enough for family and friends (like you guys) and a loving creator who supported me though it.

Glad it turned out OK' for you Matt!

Something I wrote for a laugh, put the music of "twas the night before xmas" with it

Twas the morning after Thanksgiving
with sleep still in my eyes
from a fitfull sleep did
weird dreams creep
of gobs of white meat and dark
potatoes and squash
tossing and turning
did the heart burn turn
from peas and carrots
stuffing and pie
all of a sudden
I felt a welling
I rose to the swelling
so plump and round
with a flush and a gurgle
did it circle round

pass the gravy bawahaha

When out on the roof there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
tore open the shutter, and threw up

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WAY COOL, KEV!

Kev and Matt! LOL Good team work you two!

what t said

Thanksgiving . . .what a wonderful time.

Though our house was turned upside down yesterday with all the people, I spent time personally reflecting on all I have to be thankful for.

As I was making my personal inventory, my mind thought of everyone here on the message boards. Though I have known you for only a short while, I know the kind of family you have been for my bride over the past couple years. They have not been the best years for us, and I am very thankful for the support you have all shown to t. Then, as I began to get involved here, you have all been great. The reception I have received is a great testimony to me of your regards for the woman of my dreams.

Thanks you all for the sense of family you have going on here, and I am grateful (not dead) that you have allowed me to become a part of it.

Happy thanksgiving.

Me wrote:Glad it turned out OK' for you Matt!

Something I wrote for a laugh, put the music of "twas the night before xmas" with it

Twas the morning after Thanksgiving
with sleep still in my eyes
from a fitfull sleep did
weird dreams creep
of gobs of white meat and dark
potatoes and squash
tossing and turning
did the heart burn turn
from peas and carrots
stuffing and pie
all of a sudden
I felt a welling
I rose to the swelling
so plump and round
with a flush and a gurgle
did it circle round

pass the gravy bawahaha

Of course you may all have gotten a little laugh from that but the sad fact of the matter is, that we are using our resourses up very fast. Just a weird way of looking at it and you know Me' a bit left of center.

awip2062 wrote:

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WAY COOL, KEV!

Thank You, Dawn
It is very graining though to many bits or something they look much much better that what you see.

Look at the Mayan's eat less and share


The first created and formed men were called the Wizard of the Fatal Laugh, the Wizard of the Night, the Careless and the Black Wizard...They were gifted with intelligence and they managed to know everything there is in the world.
When they looked they would see everything that was around them, and they constantly contemplated the arch of the sky and the round face of the earth...

Then the creator said: "You know everything now... what are we going to do with them? That their sight may only reach what is near them, that they may only see a small part of the face of the earth...

Are they not by their nature simple creatures products of our hands? Do they also have to be gods?

The POPOL-VUH of the Mayas-Quiche

Yet another post to say: I am very, very grateful to all my By-Tor friends and "THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART" Life hasn't been easy for our family for the last couple of years either.

At any rate I'll leave you in my office of love and my looking glass at all the colorful socks that play on By-Tor's, Romper Room of Rush.
The social evolution of interventionalist remembering no one is more important than you. Advancing knowing that keeping silent is assuming consent. Fundamentaly our prevalence and constancy towards our perceptions to emply a sense of synchronicity. Unlike our other intellectual pursuits the achievements of all the socks here at By-Tor is a positive number being the product of zero and infinity, thru the doors of our perceptions.

un bienfait n'est jamais perdu
vino dentro
ad arbitrium,
affaire de coear
al buon vino non bisugna frasca
tempus omnia revelat
c' est a dire,
vrai n'est pas toujours vraisemblable

in english

A kindness is never lost
when the wine is in,
at pleasure
an affair of the heart;
good wine needs no bush
time reveals all things
that is to say
truth is not always probable;
truth is stranger than fiction

Sound absorbing vibrating fire in plasma lights arching in a vapor trail
between ourselves in the nature of things we sing between hope and fear our possible existence with no ill-will, envy apart, towards friendship new and old.

A heart full "Thank You" to By-Tor aka John and of course Rush for the music.

Some touching posts from two men I care for.

Me wrote:Look at the Mayan's eat less and share

There is much we can learn from other cultures, isn't there? I try to remember and also teach my children to take no more than we will use. Hard to do in this society, really, especially with all the ads and easy availability of things. It isn't so hard to remember when putting food on a plate (well, excepting days like yesterday, although I did eat what I took then) but it is harder to remember when it comes to goods. So, I guess I still have somewhat to learn and grow in.