Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:45 pm
Did you hear the one about the indian who had to sleep in the hotel lobby because he didn't have a reservation?
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:57 pm
*throws tomatoes
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:43 pm
*Stands aside to avoid the splatter*
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:48 pm
I heard it on I Love Lucy this weekend when we were having family movie night.
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:48 pm
Okay, you may like this one better.
Lena, the church organist at Coon Ridge Lutheran Church, was in
her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
The pastor came to call on Lena one afternoon early in the spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a
cut glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the
water floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and
surprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Lena had flipped or
something...!
When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer.
"Miss Lena," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
(pointing to the bowl).
"Oh, yes," Lena replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know... I haven't had a cold or flu all winter."
For those of you who couldn't get a flu shot this year, you might
want to give this a try!
Lena, the church organist at Coon Ridge Lutheran Church, was in
her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
The pastor came to call on Lena one afternoon early in the spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a
cut glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the
water floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and
surprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Lena had flipped or
something...!
When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer.
"Miss Lena," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
(pointing to the bowl).
"Oh, yes," Lena replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know... I haven't had a cold or flu all winter."
For those of you who couldn't get a flu shot this year, you might
want to give this a try!
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:36 am
I liked this one better.awip2062 wrote:Did you hear the one about the indian who had to sleep in the hotel lobby because he didn't have a reservation?
Try this one
http://www.toilette-humor.com/flash/brocolli.swf
I'd rate it PG so it's ok here
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:09 am
That's too funny!
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:29 am
Kev! LOL I think Bro might snarf.
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:25 pm
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:48 pm
Ah fart jokes..................................Yes I almost snarfed. 
I am not on a fork though.
And I don't think I want any stir fry for a while.
I am not on a fork though.
And I don't think I want any stir fry for a while.
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:24 am
Just don't try the american chop suey, that hurts!
Oh, and I do apologize if I offended anyone, perhaps I should leave the culture jokes alone....so sorry.
Oh, and I do apologize if I offended anyone, perhaps I should leave the culture jokes alone....so sorry.
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:48 am
Never worry about offending me with cultural jokes, as I can laugh at myself with no problems.
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:52 am
It don't matter to me I love everyone and that is a problem because love hurts the most. Why do you think I'm so screwed up?
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:05 pm
Nopes, no bother here at casa Foon's. 
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:19 pm
Nazareth rightly said, Love Hurts. And wasn't it Neil that said, "There is never love without pain?"Me wrote:It don't matter to me I love everyone and that is a problem because love hurts the most. Why do you think I'm so screwed up?