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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 9:30 am
by Xanadu
Dr. Baked Potatoe,
Should I poke the eyes out?
Signed,
Watering Eye
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:44 pm
by Mr. Potatoe Head
Xanadu wrote:Dr. Baked Potatoe,
Should I poke the eyes out?
Signed,
Watering Eye
Dear Watering Eye,
Foamy-mouthed children impatiently buzzing wings for the want of honey. Gleaming likeness in wall-sized mirrors, loving sex, hating liars, drinking and smoking condensing predictable personalities in a tripping paradise. Digging up the next stone as the heard of lawnmowers wait for their annual affair.
One Little Victory... poking the eyes of other's and it's my turn to Drive, just another Ghost Rider.
Re: Toasted
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 1:02 pm
by Mr. Potatoe Head
Yestermorrow wrote:Two years ago I bought an expensive toaster. No matter how hard I tried, the crumb tray in the bottom kept coming open spilling crumbs all over the floor and cabinet. So last year about this time I bought a cheap one at the New Year's sales, for $8 how could I go wrong. They did not note on the box that this is the Cygnus X-1 of toasters. If you try to toast only one slice of bread, in a fit of mechanical madness. it throws the piece from the toaster cavity to the floor, the sink and once hid it entirely beside the stove. Now, I have found the toaster works perfectly if it toasts two slices, but this is the year I get healthy and I only want one piece of toast at breakfast. Am I to be dictated to by a household machine, or do I give the other slice to the dog who has gotten used to eating my one slice as it hits the floor and I don't want to reinforce this? My toaster demands balance!
Help! I'm toasted!
Dear Toasted,
We are just performers and portrayers in the lime light of out hearts. You can never break the chain cook two and give one to your dog.
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 10:01 pm
by Yestermorrow
I'm so relieved at your pragmatic answer! I was afraid you might say I should buy another toaster. I'm just not good at it! Thanks.
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:46 pm
by Mr. Potatoe Head
Dear Yestermorrow,
More than happy to help and thank you for your insight into spuds world.
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:20 am
by Xanadu
Dear Doc,
Banana leather is in style and everyone is peeling off their clothes
Signed,
Apples and Oranges
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:43 pm
by Me
Dear Apples and Oranges,
Are you willing to peal them off for me?
Signed,
Pealed
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:22 pm
by Xanadu
Dear Doc,
Bish xix. Eyes still staring at me even tho they are not there.
Signed,
Chicked
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:24 pm
by Me
Dear Chicked,
cross the road and see the eyes once again
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 4:14 pm
by Xanadu
Dear Doc,
My thoughts running like noodles lately passing chunks of concepts and frying them up for lecture...
Cold Born Soup
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 12:56 pm
by Me
Dear Cold Born Soup,
On the synchronicity of the brains freeze frames.
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 5:47 pm
by Xanadu
Dear Doc,
Moving arms building stairways behind them, can't keep up they fade from perception.
Sneakers
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:38 am
by Yestermorrow
Dr. Spuds,
I think you'be not been asked to tell us your credentials. Are you an Irish Potatoe or a Sweet Potatoe?
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:18 pm
by Xanadu
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 8:25 am
by Mr. Potatoe Head
Xanadu wrote:Dear Doc,
Moving arms building stairways behind them, can't keep up they fade from perception.
Sneakers
Dear Sneakers,
Keep your socks on before the eyes poke the holes out and catch up to you.
Spud