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lost.

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find something else to attach our identities to.


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to keep it holstered.

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downright dandy.


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....your mouth is gonna feel cheated.

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take one for the team.


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...never Led 'em see ya sweat.

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Anytime. They are great, and everyone should be jealous of me. I won the in-law lotto!



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then you have jealousy.

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something that will destroy relationships....although a little jealousy can be cute now and again

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the same as any other morning if you are up on your electric bill.


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Bend yer legs..............silly. :-D




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couple of elephants in it?

the boat sank...
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but the captain managed to save the women and children just prior to grabbing some flotsam and wafted his way across the frothy top of the briney deep.


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about how through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light on a collision course with his ship.
He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."
"Change yours ten degrees west," comes the reply.
The captain responds, "I'm a United States Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"
"I'm a seaman second class," the next message reads. "Change your course, sir."
The captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"
"I'm a lighthouse. Your call."



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