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awip2062
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by awip2062 » Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:29 pm
lost.
And now we will...
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by zepboy » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:10 pm
find something else to attach our identities to.
The best way to get it to dry off is . . .
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by CygnusX1 » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:34 am
to keep it holstered .
Love is___________.
Don't start none...won't be none.
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by zepboy » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:21 pm
downright dandy.
When the chocolate melts in your hand . . .
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by CygnusX1 » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:30 pm
....your mouth is gonna feel cheated.
Sometimes, ya just gotta_______.
Don't start none...won't be none.
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by zepboy » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:35 pm
take one for the team.
When taking one for the team . . .
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by CygnusX1 » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:42 pm
...never Led 'em see ya sweat.
The best time to visit In-Laws is______.
Don't start none...won't be none.
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by zepboy » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:50 pm
Anytime. They are great, and everyone should be jealous of me. I won the in-law lotto!
If you're jealous . . .
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by awip2062 » Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:32 pm
then you have jealousy.
Jealousy is...
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by schuette » Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:55 am
something that will destroy relationships....although a little jealousy can be cute now and again
to wake up on a frosty morning is...
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by zepboy » Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:21 pm
the same as any other morning if you are up on your electric bill.
If the blanket isn't long enough to cover your toes . . .
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by Walkinghairball » Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:09 pm
Bend yer legs..............silly.
Can you push a car uphill with a ..................................................
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by schuette » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:55 am
couple of elephants in it?
the boat sank...
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by zepboy » Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:39 pm
but the captain managed to save the women and children just prior to grabbing some flotsam and wafted his way across the frothy top of the briney deep.
Speaking of briney deep, did ya hear the one . . .
schuette
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by schuette » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:55 am
about how through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light on a collision course with his ship.
He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."
"Change yours ten degrees west," comes the reply.
The captain responds, "I'm a United States Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"
"I'm a seaman second class," the next message reads. "Change your course, sir."
The captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"
"I'm a lighthouse. Your call."
smoking grass in the morning...