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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 9:09 am
by awip2062
Dear Doctor H,
I am prejudice against drummers and bassists and am intolerant, biggoted, and listen to Rush Limbaugh the druggie. I am a sexist racist biggoted homophobe.
Signed,
So?
Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 1:08 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear So,
No, I do not sew...why do you ask?
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 11:26 am
by awip2062
Dear Dr. H,
Should I use U or ew or ewe?
Signed,
You?
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:17 am
by Aerosmitten
Dear Y,
Hugh!
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 9:54 pm
by awip2062
Dear Dr. H,
In Laguna the sun arose, but I missed it.
Signed,
Just the first LP
Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 4:24 pm
by Walkinghairball
Dear Dr. H
I can't seem to find the doorknob.
Where did the pool girl go?
Who ate my soup and cheese sammich?
Where did the red dot on my chest go?
Why, why, why?!?!?!?
Signed,
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 7:18 pm
by Aerosmitten
Dear JTFLP,
Tony didnae!
Signed, Dr H
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Dear HAHHMB,
The doorknob horked the pool girl and the red dot made off with your cheese sammach after a fly took a dip in your soup (which made it promptly run away).
And no, it's HOW!
Signed, Dr H
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:07 pm
by Walkinghairball
Hey...................... hello.................. Is there a doctor in the house?
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:16 pm
by Xanadu
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:13 am
by schuette
well it looks like one of you's has to take over the job...
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:30 pm
by Permanent Waves
Dear the good doctor H.,
I find myself addicted to listen to rush everyday almost all day...and in my dreams, i kick alligators who look like Vannila Ice.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?????????????
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:38 pm
by Mr. Potatoe Head
The good doctor is back full of mysterious astronomical bull shit! Lets hear your aches and pains and we'll try starhopping exploring the variables of a transitional region in your heart.
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 9:02 pm
by Xanadu
Ok Doc,
I need your help...I had a thought and then rolled it up into a ball. This is how it goes: The eyes are gone but yet they are still staring at me...their stare transcends time and they still look at me!
Signed,
Watering Eye
Toasted
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 4:35 pm
by Yestermorrow
Two years ago I bought an expensive toaster. No matter how hard I tried, the crumb tray in the bottom kept coming open spilling crumbs all over the floor and cabinet. So last year about this time I bought a cheap one at the New Year's sales, for $8 how could I go wrong. They did not note on the box that this is the Cygnus X-1 of toasters. If you try to toast only one slice of bread, in a fit of mechanical madness. it throws the piece from the toaster cavity to the floor, the sink and once hid it entirely beside the stove. Now, I have found the toaster works perfectly if it toasts two slices, but this is the year I get healthy and I only want one piece of toast at breakfast. Am I to be dictated to by a household machine, or do I give the other slice to the dog who has gotten used to eating my one slice as it hits the floor and I don't want to reinforce this? My toaster demands balance!
Help! I'm toasted!
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 7:42 am
by Mr. Potatoe Head
Xanadu wrote:Ok Doc,
I need your help...I had a thought and then rolled it up into a ball. This is how it goes: The eyes are gone but yet they are still staring at me...their stare transcends time and they still look at me!
Signed,
Watering Eye
Dear Watering Eye,
They stare at me also so my eyes pierce time, a thearpy of mine.
Oil dripping rainbows upon machines macadem and plastic wrappers floating down curbside streams. Swinging hand bags denim grip leather manuals of reciepts market baskets of lustfull eyes media suggestions theorists sweat dreams of coincidence seedlings wrapped in human skin
Roll The Bones
