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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:22 pm
by zepboy
is the easiest to leave.
Painful rectal itch is caused . . .
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:34 pm
by Walkinghairball
By a errant back scratcher.
Installing thermostat's for a furnace is like..................................
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:01 am
by awip2062
me not reading the instruction booklet...something I shall never do!
A bad recording of Rush is like...
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:46 am
by schuette
something unheard of
when I go to the shops..
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:04 pm
by zepboy
I wear the store dick like a cheap sportcoat.
As it was flapping in the wind . . .
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:29 am
by schuette
it blew away like a kite
It's Friday sooooooooo....
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:30 pm
by awip2062
we won't see some of you all until after the Colts win on Sunday.
If the Colts lose...
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:18 pm
by zepboy
Then the Bears will emerge victorious!
When the QB goes under center . . .
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:19 pm
by Walkinghairball
The center gets a piggy-back-ride.
Two double cheese side order of...........................................
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:32 pm
by zepboy
cheesy weesies pleasie.
I hankerin' fer one of them . . .
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:56 pm
by awip2062
20 ounce triple shot white chocolate mochas.
On the way to church tomorrow I should buy....
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:26 am
by zepboy
air. A bottle of air.
Who really cares, since you won't . . .
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:22 pm
by awip2062
be able to enjoy the air anyway?
On the way to the football game, I...
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:08 pm
by Walkinghairball
Got lost while stopping to ask directions.
When the snow finally stops falling........................
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:03 am
by CygnusX1
...the highway department FINALLY decides to
treat the roads.
the Super Bowl proved that Chicago_______.