The Bold Faced Lies Thread!!!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:58 pm

Mini wrote:I have three past offenses for drinking and driving.

Now that is the best bold faced lie yet..............no lie.

I think I should be the supreme ruler of the world, and all who oppose me shall be squashed under my feet.

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:09 pm

Oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze . . . I would love to be squashed under your feet!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:14 am

Schu isn't welcome here!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:15 pm

awip2062 wrote:Schu isn't welcome here!

she needs to cut all that hair off too.

AnalogK · Post by **AnalogK** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:03 pm

The Detroit Lions will win Superbowl XLI

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:33 pm

I can reach all my itches

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:40 pm

I'm not at work still right now..............really...........honest.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:36 pm

I never tease drummers.

AnalogK · Post by **AnalogK** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:47 pm

H has never cyber-stalked Anyone

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:49 pm

H doesn't like anyone either!

AnalogK · Post by **AnalogK** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:51 pm

She also Hates Pizza

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:59 pm

H doesn't have parents!

AnalogK · Post by **AnalogK** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:31 pm

Dawn hates Biel

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:36 pm

Beil!

Geddy and Alex too!

AnalogK · Post by **AnalogK** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:37 pm

Rush is the worst band ever